Siddie69

 PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME AS A FRIEND IF I DON'T KNOW YOU!  AS REJECTION OFTEN OFFENDS!!!  

People sometimes say I'm stuck up.....I prefer educated!!

Guys - When you send a message saying  " I'm sure you hear this all the time..... so I thought I'd send you something original..."  THATS NOT ORIGINAL, you ALL do it!!!

YES, I work in the ADULT INDUSTRY, NO I don't want to sleep with you!

*I like to pretend I'm nice, but I can be a bit of a BIATCH!! 

*REALLY dislike boy racers.  Little boys who think their corsa / nova / fiesta is the DOGS! Nice cars that you have ruined with various body modifactions and drive like my gran! Yes my car is better than yours ;-)  No seriously it it is.

*YES - I work in porn, NO I'm not ashamed.  Yes I'm considerbly richer than you!!

*Love myself???  Yeah a bit, someones got to! 

*******STOP PRESS ************

I have a stalker lol.  Some weird guy on here called hotpilot.  He tries to get young girls to do stuff for him on cam and generally be dirty.  I refused and he now makes other profiles, just so he can call me a whore and things.  The funniest thing.....he's 33.  I hope I'm not that sad, lonely and immature at 33.  FREAK!

OK, so I'm Sid.  I'm a girl.  Yes, with a boys name!!  And I LOVE it.  I'm from East London, but live in the BEAUTIFUL Birmingham now!!!  I love cars, yes I have a nice one.  I love football.  I love drinking pints.  Does that make me manly?  Possibly!

 I work, I work very very hard.  I have my own house, which i own ( excpet for the MASSIVE mortgage!) and I have lots of nice things.  Am I showing off?  No, Im just making a point to all you chavy thieves and doleies!!  If you work, you get money, and a sense of pride.  If you claim the dole and are looking for a job, GOOD LUCK to you.  ( I mean that)  If you claim the dole and are just lazy; I hope you enjoy the Turkey Twizzlers my tax has paid for.

 I work in the adult industry.  I make videos  SAUCY and I also work on  website.  I do a little modeling ( no not catwalk, im too short, more adult stuff I'm afraid)  No im not ashamed, no Im not a whore. Oh and I own 10% of a bar.  Fingers in many pies.  ( And if one more of you asks "Can I put my finger in your pie"  I'll expose your awful lines!)

PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE NOT FROM THE UK.  NO OFFENCE, BUT I DON'T WANT "SEXY TIMES" WITH "HOT MAN OUT MOROCCO" or even any guy from Turkey, who all seem to say thy are movie producers, HA HA.

I love football, and get really annoyed when a guys think they know more about football than me just cos I'm a girl.  Well bring it on, my knowledge is far superior lol!  I get really annoyed with guys asking me if I know the offside rule,! Well the answer is yes, I could actually quote law 11 (Offside) to you!!!!!  The funny thing is, most guys don't actually know it!  ha ha

I love going out with my mates, and always end up drinking too much and doing stupid things.  I am more than happy to drink a pint, despite the dodgy looks I get.  Although I won't touch Fosters, the beer of the Chav. Some claim it's Stella but they clearly can't afford it!!!!

I am addicted to shopping, I go every day.  I have far too many pairs of shoes and handbags.  In fact I have several pairs of shoes and handbags that I have never used!

I say what I want, when I want, which often gets me into trouble.  Nothing and no one scares me, which also gets me into a LOT of trouble! But I am nice really!

Thats about it, feel free to send me a message, good or bad, and rate me + or -  which ever you see fit!!

My best mate is a TV Presenter, and I LOVE the attention I get when Im out with him! Im obviously just a fame hungry wannabe!!

LIGHTS, CAMERAS, ACTION!

THINGS I HATE!!!

Guys who try to add me as a friend on here without having ever spoken to me.  I won't accept and will probably just block you.

When "girls" with pictures blatantly taken off a website, ask me if I wanna swap pics!  Do you know how fake you sound!!!!  Just had another one trying it, they got to sooo much effort!!

When guys send me a message saying add me to MSN or  gimme your MSN.  NOOOOOOO!!!  WHy would I give it to a stranger?

When men who are over 30 tell me that they wanna f*ck me.  URGHHHH, go away.  Go back to your allotment or go and do a crossword or something.

Guys whos profile picture is them pulling there shirt up and breathing in as hard as possible to get a six pack.  Breath out love, you'll do yourself an injury!

People with fat kids.  STOP taking them to macdonalds, stop feeding them crap, and make them run around once in while.  And no a PSP or Nintendo DS does not count as exercise!

People who are fat.  Its not genetic, its NOT a problem with your metabolism, you eat too much and don't exercise.  Don't bother going to weight watchers, I'll give you all the advice you need!

White girls trying to be black.  Its sad, and almost as awful as black guys sending me messages saying things like " Wat GWAN"  and " wassup u fly!"  You are from ENGLAND....not the the ghetto!

JOKES

Whats a chavs favourite ice cream?

MINT!

How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?

CLoses the car door

Whats the difference between a Chav and a battery?

A Battery has a positive side.

Two chavs jump off a cliff.  WHo wins?

Society!

Whats the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?

Fathers Day

What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit!

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted

What do you call a chav in an iron box?

Safe

What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?

The Bride

You're in a car and you see a chav on a bike.Why should you not try to hit him?

It might be your bike!

Whats the difference between a chav and coconut?

Ones thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

How do you get 100 chavs in a phone box?

Paint 3 stripes on it

What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a big mac please

Why did the chav take a shower?

He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Saxos window in the car wash.

What do Chavs use as protection for sex?

A bus shelter

When do chavs cross the road?

When it's safe!

What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?

The Grand old juke only had 10,000 men!

How do you stop a Chav from drowning?

Take your foot of his head.

What do you call a Chav and a Chavette in a Phone box?

F*cking innit

Why are 4 chavs going over a cliff in a Saxo a shame?

You can squeeze 5 in a Saxo

How many chav girls does it take to change a light bulb?

ONE! They'll screw anything

Why do Chavs always go around in pairs?

One can read, one can write!

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

MORE JOKES SOON!