My name is Neal.
I live way up in the Swansea valley in South Wales
Can usually find me around Neath, Port Talbot and Swansea.
If you see me anywhere else, just hand me in to the nearest lost and found!
Rwy’n gallu siaraed Cymraeg – can also speak a bit of le' French when I’ve had a few drinks!
My biggest passion in life is Design + Cars + Women + Drink
In 03' I decided to combine these subjects
Graduated in 05' at Swansea University studying BSc Hons Automotive Design.
Oh, i also learned how to be a God in bed, and how to drink like the Devil!
Honda Civic - My Car
I’ve had the little thing since university, since then we have grown emotionally attached!
We have our odd arguments every now and again, especially on cold winter mornings when she refuses to start! Bitch please....
She's a bit of a money launder, always taking my monthly check to buy upgrades for her! Bit like having a full time girlfriend really!
I’m one of those few lucky people in life who can wake up in the morning with my hair already done!
Despite my mum giving me countless lessons, I can’t iron to save me life! Nor can I do a head stand or a cartwheel.
Jack Daniels and coke if you ever buy me a drink! With ice please!
I sometimes stutter when I’m drunk. Du.. Du.. Dud.. Dud.. Dude Mun!
I'm not a big fan on flying. Tend to sit the whole flight seat belt fasted sweaty palms!
I have about 5 sugars in my tea; I’m a sweet guy see.....
I’m now an official coffee drinker – it keeps me awake in work!
I’m forever getting lost in my car!
I tend to take short cuts that take longer than the long way round.
I kick ass in a pillow fight, and in thumb wars, and in a game of twister!
Been in out in out of relationships over the years more times than I can remember.
What I look for in a person - Personality wise, someone with similar interests in life as me, helps if you have some of your own too - I like to try out new things - as long as its not horse riding - can never find the bloody brakes!
Donkey ride down Temby beach any day!
Someone a little creative, someone who's still young at heart, good with people & friends & family, not too shy, can engage in good interesting and imaginative conversation, someone who's funny, bit dopey, a little brainy and can make me smile in more than one way!
Looks wise would be brunette/ dark hair type (sorry blondes), slim figure, nicely dressed, big lush smile, eyes that I can stare into all night long & a bum out of this world!
Anyone nice out there for me? x