Advice on dumping a girl
Total Posts: 68 Posts
i was kidding.
just be honest.
Hazard a touch of narcissism without shame
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FaarkkOrfff wrote:
cop off with her best mate or send her a text "to someone else" who doesnt exist make it raunchy
That's mean! .. Funny .. but mean! tehe----
CunnyFunt wrote:
That's mean! .. Funny .. but mean! tehei've done it

- It's funny how you're all from the UK... I have to urban dictionary some things... like "cop off"
victorryter wrote:
It's funny how you're all from the UK... I have to urban dictionary some things... like "cop off"Where you from?
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victorryter wrote:
I'm from the USah feel sorry for u
- Tell her she smells.
Where are all the good looking guys?
About ten drinks away
JENNA. wrote:
Tell her she smells.see thats good advice but u need to be like, You smell of something undescribably disgusting and the thought of being near u litterally makes me want to rip my own nose off
grow a pair...
tell her u dont see it working out and ur sorry but its over...

KingOfDP wrote:
see thats good advice but u need to be like, You smell of something undescribably disgusting and the thought of being near u litterally makes me want to rip my own nose offBut then she will say 'I'll take a few showers' then what?

I don't want to be anything other than what I've been tryin to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me- I'd see first if you could get her involved in a little backdoor action, then just as you shoot your load up her backside pull out, slap her on the arse and tell her it's over. For added effect wipe your cock on her pillow.**********Warning the above post may contain irony, lies or outright sarcasm**********











