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Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:40 pm _Peter_ wrote:
Get a plastic sheet for the bed, then strip her and lay her on it, then just go about your business from there...
Hahaha.
DavieBoy
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- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:42 pm Kick her in the junk!, the junk damnit!
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 3:03 pm
xEuphoria wrote:
But then she will say 'I'll take a few showers' then what?
then u say sorry its ure general odour not ure sweat
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 3:11 pm Ya'll are no help.
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 3:22 pm I would go with what the sensible people have said. Just be honest with her, after all it's only been a month.. How long did you know each other before you started dating?
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 5:16 pm Don't say "its not you its me" lol
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 6:00 pm Tell her shes a splitarse cuntbox whos only achievement in life is to swallow your spunk and if the relationship was to go any further it would only end in a game of hide and go beat the fuck out of you.**********Warning the above post may contain irony, lies or outright sarcasm**********
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 6:02 pm
vampir3uk wrote:
Tell her shes a splitarse cuntbox whos only achievement in life is to swallow your spunk and if the relationship was to go any further it would only end in a game of hide and go beat the fuck out of you.Hahaha.
My sentiments exactly.
DavieBoy
Account removed - Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 6:30 pm tell her u met sum1 on myspace im sure she'll understand
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
- George W. Bush
May 25, 2004
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 8:13 pm
Claire Ann wrote:
Don't say "its not you its me" lolyeah, I do hate that phrase
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 8:34 pm
Claire Ann wrote:
Don't say "its not you its me" lolsay "it's not me, it's you"
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 8:37 pm
Martone wrote:
you should say...
how would you like to get your nails done, go shopping, get all dressed up and go on a night out with the girls.
she will of course think "yea thats great"
you then say- thats great cause im dumping you and you will be doing this in the enxt few days, enjoy.
Jimmy Carr, anyone?
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 8:37 pm
PointyPenis wrote:
Jimmy Carr, anyone?yeah first live stand up dvd
