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Report | Quote Posted: Fri 17th Oct 2008, 2:17 pm
Airport security event

Customs Official : 'May I have your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this man...

When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:

And also possibly the best name in the world - ever :

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Smithy
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Report | Quote Posted: Fri 17th Oct 2008, 2:34 pm
There quite funny.
But these are better www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1809679.ece

RapedByaMonkey!
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Report | Quote Posted: Sun 19th Oct 2008, 5:56 pm
LOL.

Whatever
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Report | Quote Posted: Sun 19th Oct 2008, 6:48 pm
Darlo wrote:
There quite funny.
But these are better www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1809679.ece
LOLOL
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look how they shine for you.

alexlewis x
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Report | Quote Posted: Sun 19th Oct 2008, 11:40 pm
Darlo wrote:
There quite funny.
But these are better www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1809679.ece
lol

SSSSHHHEEELLL
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Report | Quote Posted: Mon 20th Oct 2008, 4:43 am
Darlo wrote:
There quite funny.
But these are better www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1809679.ece
LMAO!!!!!!
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Essence left my heart tonight

Motion Blur
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Report | Quote Posted: Mon 20th Oct 2008, 8:07 pm
LOL :D

PlasticSpastic
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Report | Quote Posted: Mon 20th Oct 2008, 9:20 pm
SmithyBhoy wrote:
Airport security event

Customs Official : 'May I have your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this man...

When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:

And also possibly the best name in the world - ever :

Considering Bin means son of makes the name even funnier.
Batman 'Son of' Superman
I get up when I'm down ,I can't swim but my soul won't drown
I do believe I've got flare ,I got speed and I walk on air

L0ONEYTOON
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Report | Quote Posted: Mon 20th Oct 2008, 9:27 pm
You can see where its been edited.

Spider
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Report | Quote Posted: Mon 20th Oct 2008, 9:34 pm
funny funny
Where are all the good looking guys?
About ten drinks away

Jenski
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