corkenee

About Me

I'm Courtney, I live in near Leeds and I'm a dirty horrid uni dropout. I have a five year plan though so its fine. It includes a load of messy nights and a rat.

I went out last night, got spackered and ended up in a&e because I momentarily forgot that gravity exists and let an industrial bin lid fall on my head. Thats the kind of person I am. A noob.

Tell me an offensive joke, kaythanks.

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Member Number:: 266679
Joined:: Wed 23rd Sep 2009 at 12:26 am
Last Online:: Yesterday at 2:10 pm
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Occupation:: rent boy
Sexuality:: Straight
Marital Status:: In a Relationship
Interests:: midget porn/crisps/tea/albion house/getting so wasted i wake up in a gutter

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Music:: indie/emo/screamo/drum and bass/bassline/punk/ska/acoustic

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Last Updated:: Sat 27th Feb 2010 at 5:41 pm
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Posted: Sun 14th Mar 2010

Kam Star

Send Message | Add Friend | Block29, Male, UK

Hey how's u, wot u get upto crazy weekend, you got a rat as pet??

Posted: Thu 11th Mar 2010

The.Black.Dog

Send Message | Add Friend | Block20, Male, UK

Probably, deep down you were laughing at me not with me. Still thats all my jokes used up for this day.

Posted: Thu 11th Mar 2010

The.Black.Dog

Send Message | Add Friend | Block20, Male, UK

You are what you eat

Lol LOl Lol .....the old ones are the best. sigh.

I like cunts, mild mannered folk as long as you dont rub them up the wrong way. If you know what I mean.

Posted: Thu 11th Mar 2010

The.Black.Dog

Send Message | Add Friend | Block20, Male, UK

Im quite expendable actually, but you look very precious.

Posted: Thu 11th Mar 2010

Phitt-Prick

Send Message | Add Friend | Block26, Male, UK

thx for the rate back babe xx

Posted: Sun 28th Feb 2010

The.Black.Dog

Send Message | Add Friend | Block20, Male, UK

Thanks for the rate, I think id like to bum you.

Posted: Sun 28th Feb 2010

liamandthensome

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Thanks Geek!

Posted: Sun 28th Feb 2010

Leaky Vision

Send Message | Add Friend | Block22, Male, UK

So, Cheryl is single. Well I for one will be entering the X-Factor this year.

By the X-Factor I mean her anus.

By 'this year' I mean 'forcefully while wearing a balaclava'.

Posted: Sat 27th Feb 2010