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Posted: Sun 31st Aug 2008, 6:32 pm Lol I like all of them. They're not particulary funny, they're just silly funny
- Posted: Sun 31st Aug 2008, 10:01 pm
There was an ..
English Man
a Welsh Man
and a Scots Man
& they all got put in prison for 2 years. But the prison guard asked each man for one thing that they wanted to have a 2 year supply of in their cell.
English Man said : Whisky
Welsh Man said : Chocolate
Scots Man said: Cigarettes
So after 2 years the guard came back to release the men ..
the English Man was drunk as a newt.
the Welsh man was as fat as ever.
& the Scots Man said "please can i have a light!"
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- Posted: Sun 31st Aug 2008, 11:08 pm
Katee . x wrote:
There was an ..
English Man
a Welsh Man
and a Scots Man
& they all got put in prison for 2 years. But the prison guard asked each man for one thing that they wanted to have a 2 year supply of in their cell.
English Man said : Whisky
Welsh Man said : Chocolate
Scots Man said: Cigarettes
So after 2 years the guard came back to release the men ..
the English Man was drunk as a newt.
the Welsh man was as fat as ever.
& the Scots Man said "please can i have a light!"
Oh, that's usually an Irishman joke. Shit either way though.
- Posted: Sun 31st Aug 2008, 11:22 pm
How many blacks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wait a minute, where's it gone?
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
What do Princess Diana and ferrero rocher have in common?
They both come out of France in a fancy box.
Statistically... nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
What's more fun than swinging a baby around on a washing line at 100mph?
Stopping it with a spade.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome.
- Posted: Sun 31st Aug 2008, 11:55 pm
Why don't Russians wear Y Fronts??
Because Chernobyl Fallout!!
► Mr Impressive © • - Posted: Sun 31st Aug 2008, 11:58 pm
Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
► Mr Impressive © • - Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 12:03 am
PointyPenis wrote:
How many blacks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wait a minute, where's it gone?
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
What do Princess Diana and ferrero rocher have in common?
They both come out of France in a fancy box.
Statistically... nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
What's more fun than swinging a baby around on a washing line at 100mph?
Stopping it with a spade.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome.
Fucking LOL!
G/T - leprikorn .
- Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 12:04 am
What is long, black and smells of shit?
The welfare line.
- Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 2:37 am i once knew a joke that i read on the toilet wall about something running between her bits to her legs but i dont think i can post it LMAO
look at the stars
look how they shine for you.
- Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 3:49 am
PointyPenis wrote:
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What do Princess Diana and ferrero rocher have in common?
They both come out of France in a fancy box.
Unless Italy has been uprooted and moved to France then only 1 of them came out of France in a box
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- Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 11:05 am
What do Stevie Wonder and Patrick Swayze have in common?
Neither of them will see christmas
- Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 2:58 pm
Whats the last thing that went through dianas mind...
The radiator.
- Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 7:40 pm
No1Toker wrote:
Unless Italy has been uprooted and moved to France then only 1 of them came out of France in a boxBlame the joke book, or me for not researching.
- Posted: Mon 1st Sep 2008, 7:43 pm
PointyPenis wrote:
Blame the joke book, or me for not researching.Bloody joke books,so unreliable
Just dont know who or what to believe these days
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