n1co wrote:
I passed a kidney stone last night

SHANDYPANTS wrote:
LMFAO
''He claimed the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home in India.''
lmao!! that me laugh too
goal: to lose 1 stone 7lbs before may 09

happy birthday to me in 4 days <3
how big was the fish?
like a carp?
Standing in the light of your halo, I've got my angel now.
To Be Continued.....
Quote: Wiki
A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is insufficient to oppose the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. Only a larger fish such as a Salmon or Trout could leap the required distance, however there will be an obvious size of fish versus size of penis issue here.
fucking lol