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Registerlets discuss various theorys on how to do it without wings or planes etc...
imo the best way to do it is to throw urself forward with all ur weight and miss the ground...
so far ive never managed to miss the ground. but god loves a tryer.
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Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:11 am 
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:12 am You could get skin grafts off your bum cheeks get them attatched to your arms, in effect creating wings. Like a bat.
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- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:13 am
Catapult!!
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:14 am
ooo amoo i like the idea!
same principle as mine but with more power! alas hitting the floor with ur idea may hurt a fair bit!
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:14 am The skin would just die, it'd need to be connected to existing skin. And a graft is like leather
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:15 am
DoorKnobber wrote:
ooo amoo i like the idea!
same principle as mine but with more power! alas hitting the floor with ur idea may hurt a fair bit!
Land in the water, dive in
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:17 am i think that if u get distracted at the right time while flying thru the air on course for a painful encounter with the gound... then maybe just maybe you'll forget to hit the ground...
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:47 am I drink redbull when i want to fly
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:53 am What you gotta do, see, is wait untill 12:00 midnight, then go to your window, open it, whisper " PETER ! PETER YOU THERE !? " and peter pan will like, hover outside of your window and then you have to flirt with him and he'll give you some fairy dust. Then you can use that to fly.
One time, i drank two pints of Gasoline and swallowed a whole box of birth control pills.
For a few hours i actually thought i was Patrick Swayze. - Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 8:58 am Use a helicopter, they don't have wings, sorted.
"Cookies sure were good"
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 9:12 am I flew before. I jumped off the sofa when I was about 4 and held myself in mid-air for a few seconds, unfortunately I was alone so nobody saw me do it and nobody believes me.
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 9:44 am
jump off a high building, then bounce off something else on your way down
should fly for about 20 metres if you have done it correct
<3 - Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 10:55 am
Getting shot out of a cannon.
Tricking a keen bungee-jumper to jump without actually attaching the elastic to their ankle.
Jumping off a sky-scraper.
Giant catapult.
[I was gonna list "free-falling" out of a plane but that would only half-count as you'd be using wings to get in the air anyways!]
"In the funeral pyre, we'll watch the flames grow higher"
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 11:08 am one of those jet packs you strap to your back
Back in the Day: First primary school picture 1984
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 11:11 am Think happy thoughts
I don't want to be anything other than what I've been tryin to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
