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Groping the bald man

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 28th Oct 2008, 5:56 pm
    You should see the response I get from my old pictures. Watch this post and thread for a picture update. LoL.

    ''All pretence has been abandoned, as both teams take to the field naked covered in lubricated to sound of pounding techno.''

    Frankie Boyle, Mock the Mock. 2007.


  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 28th Oct 2008, 8:26 pm

    .MintSauce. wrote:

    If you're going to do it, make sure that you wax.

    Shaving is okay, but regrowth is a bitch. 

    I always wank before shaving!  And when the regrowth happens?  I make sure my nails are long enough for a scratch.  No worries though, I use one of those wooden teeth pickers first?  It's all clean and itch free


    Skin

    47, Male, UK

    1,228 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 28th Oct 2008, 11:42 pm
    Why don't you come out and say balls when you mean balls?  Why use euphanisms?  Why do we use euphanisms?  Just a thought...

    sheba6

    49, Male, UK

    11 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Sat 1st Nov 2008, 1:00 am

    sheba6 wrote:

    Why don't you come out and say balls when you mean balls?  Why use euphanisms?  Why do we use euphanisms?  Just a thought...

    I never use euphemisms, if I'm talking about a vagina for example, I come right out and say 'The little lady'.  See?  Dead straight me 

    It does raise a good point though.  A penis is what?  A 'Thing', a 'Pee Pee', a 'Hanger' (if you're unlucky, otherwise it's a monster), then you have the euphemisms for a vagina as crazy things like 'Pussy' (my cat still runs under the table looking nervous when that word is mentioned), or 'Hamburger meat' for the clitoris, or 'The pleasure dome' etc.

    The worst for me has to be 'The unmentionables' lol

    Who else has euphemisms for 'The private parts'?  Bet there are loads?


    Skin

    47, Male, UK

    1,228 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Sat 1st Nov 2008, 6:16 pm

    i change a lot of things a lot of the time

    would be intresting to see if i would get as much attention if i had no bbobs


    naughtymiss

    18, Female, UK

    256 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 2nd Nov 2008, 6:45 pm

    naughtymiss wrote:

    i change a lot of things a lot of the time

    would be intresting to see if i would get as much attention if i had no bbobs

    That's a good point, I wonder how much attention I'd get if I had no moobs?

    By the way Chandler... I mean, Hexvision, we're still waiting on those old pictures which cause such a stir!


    Skin

    47, Male, UK

    1,228 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 2nd Nov 2008, 6:50 pm
    This thread creeps me out.



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