...went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks

anyone else doesnt like eating at other peoples homes? (except for bbq) I just generally dont like eating meals at a mates house. What is it about other peoples food that put you off?

Round one of my friend's house, i don't think they wash up very well after

Always finding dried up crusty food on the cutlery

i dont mind eating at mates houses tbh

what i dont really like is if they have animals ie cats/dogs sitting there looking sad cause they want some food, makes me feel guilty so i end up giving them some food

inkedandpierced wrote:

i dont mind eating at mates houses tbh

what i dont really like is if they have animals ie cats/dogs sitting there looking sad cause they want some food, makes me feel guilty so i end up giving them some food

My dog does this, he dosent like come right up to us while we are eating, he just sits in his chair looking and waiting for any scraps.  My aunties dog used to come and steal bread and butter or what ever he could quickly grab off my plate 

SHANDYPANTS wrote:

ewwwwwwww

I have to check everytime nowi try and bite my food off the fork instead of properly putting it in my mouth

I hate having roasts at other people's houses, they're always tight with gravy

I smother mine onmm gravy