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Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 3:31 pm While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.
What is this about a semi???Am i going to die from getting a boner?
office angel wrote:
lol let the haters have their moment hun, doesnt bother me atall.
I know i looked good & by the reaction i had off guys that just confirmed it
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 3:59 pm dandanbaby wrote:
While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.
What is this about a semi???Am i going to die from getting a boner?
It's a american site our equivalent of an artic lorry
Some People say better late than never. I say nothing happens before its time
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 4:13 pm Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.
Niice. 
Lexi Furey.
Born - 25/01/2008
Mummy loves you Princess.
x
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 4:17 pm R.I.P Adam, love you loads and loads! xxxx
In life i loved you dearly, in death i love you still, in my heart you hold a place that no1 could ever fill..
23.06.1989 - 10.02.2007
Na its not my baby, its my cousins 
x
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 4:19 pm Some People say better late than never. I say nothing happens before its time
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 4:19 pm While you're at the circus an elephant breaks free of it's chains and knocks the tent down covering the crowd. When the police show up they shoot the elephant with a tranquilizer gun but accidentally hit you instead. You're given a monstrously large (and fatal) dose of tranquilizer.
Nice..except I will never be at a circus in the first place!
I don't want to be anything other than what I've been tryin to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 4:50 pm 
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 5:37 pm Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 6:18 pm A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.
<3 sazza <3
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 7:40 pm 
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 7:45 pm An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.
Cool.
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 8:18 pm You die from complications of a ruptured appendix.
oh, theres nice !
One time, i drank two pints of Gasoline and swallowed a whole box of birth control pills.
For a few hours i actually thought i was Patrick Swayze.
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:26 pm You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.
Cant swim apparently =\
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:30 pm A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
NICE!
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:30 pm SexFacee wrote:
While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly.
well i hope its not this christmas
I got that when I put in age of 18. :/ Bizarre.
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