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Back to Balderdash HOW are you going to die?
Tell people about this topic: Total Posts: 100 Posts
Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:34 pm While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.look at the stars
look how they shine for you.
- Posted: Sun 23rd Nov 2008, 4:32 pm
lmao
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
'life is something everybody has to explore on their own, it isn't something we can be shown, or something we can be taught, it's a series of choices which when connected, make us who we are'
- Posted: Sun 23rd Nov 2008, 4:37 pm
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.
Lol.
RXQueen
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- Posted: Sun 23rd Nov 2008, 5:11 pm
While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.
Nice, whilst drowing in a pile of shit.
→NatalieLAUREN;
Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear..♫♫ - Posted: Sun 23rd Nov 2008, 5:16 pm While cleaning your gutters, you fall from the ladder and land on the concrete below. You die from severe internal hemorrhage.
- Posted: Mon 24th Nov 2008, 1:35 am You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
- Posted: Mon 24th Nov 2008, 1:43 am
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A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your mealBullshit that son, I dont eat Chinese.
Im Talking Big boy Rides & Big Boy Ice, You Aint Getting None Of That Shit In Your Life.
Bitch Dont Let Me Tell You Twice ...
You Aint Getting None Of That Shit In Your Lifeee!
- Posted: Mon 24th Nov 2008, 1:54 am
You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.
Well, that's quite shit...
Slag.
- Posted: Mon 24th Nov 2008, 1:55 am
Tári Felagund wrote:
lmao
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
We have a winner.
Slag.
- Posted: Mon 24th Nov 2008, 2:07 am
Reedyyy wrote:
Bullshit that son, I dont eat Chinese.
Wut
Some People say better late than never. I say nothing happens before its time
- Posted: Mon 24th Nov 2008, 3:08 am
You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools
To be fair, I'd never investigate a strange noise
- Posted: Tue 25th Nov 2008, 12:29 pm You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street.
- Posted: Tue 25th Nov 2008, 1:01 pm
A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.
Fckin women
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- Posted: Tue 25th Nov 2008, 1:10 pm
A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.
Kinky
- Posted: Tue 25th Nov 2008, 1:11 pm
While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.
Cool.
I'm in a league of my own.
