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Posted: Tue 25th Nov 2008, 2:51 pm I love you...
- Posted: Tue 25th Nov 2008, 10:26 pm
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
That's harsh
And so I say I don't love you,
Though it kills me
It's a lie that sets you free.<3 Mark
- Posted: Tue 25th Nov 2008, 11:56 pm Fucking morbid ginger cunt.
XBOXLIVEGAMERTAG = IxThor
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:43 am
I don't want to know how im going to die LOL.
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 2:35 am
VanillaFace wrote:
Fucking morbid ginger cunt.
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 5:04 am
An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
Oh please, my head is far to big and heavy to be flying across a room
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 6:46 am
Schnee wrote:
You don't agree with this thread been morbid? or her been a tool?
XBOXLIVEGAMERTAG = IxThor
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:47 pm
VanillaFace wrote:
You don't agree with this thread been morbid? or her been a tool?It's just a bit of fun. A tool and being a ginger cunt is a bit different. E-bully
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:50 pm
Schnee wrote:
It's just a bit of fun. A tool and being a ginger cunt is a bit different. E-bullyNot really hun
Majestyofrock
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- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:51 pm
Gingerbastard wrote:
Not really hun
If I was a girl and ginge I'd rather be called a tool by a guy than a morbid ginger cunt
Edit: Well I am a girl, but I was meaning it's different for girls as we're more emotional usually!
Last edited by Schnee, Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:52 pm. - Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:53 pm
Schnee wrote:
If I was a girl and ginge I'd rather be called a tool by a guy than a morbid ginger cuntwould you Id prefer to not to be abused lol
Majestyofrock
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- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 12:55 pm
Gingerbastard wrote:
would you Id prefer to not to be abused lolWell same, but if I was going to be abused and had to choose
The word tool just makes me laugh, I dont find it offensive really.
Anyways
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 1:00 pm
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
The bfs...
While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.
.No sig.
- Posted: Wed 26th Nov 2008, 1:01 pm
I've read some of the responses in here.
This thread is pretty fucked-up.
DavieBoy
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- Posted: Thu 27th Nov 2008, 3:38 pm
As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens.
Bahah. Yeah, Okay.
