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HOW are you going to die?

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 27th Nov 2008, 3:41 pm

    While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

    No Way!! I knew my cousin Mandy had it in for me that bitch!!

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    PurpleUnicorn

    29, Female, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 27th Nov 2008, 3:45 pm
    After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.
    Last edited by bjshooter, Thu 27th Nov 2008, 3:45 pm.


    bjshooter

    26, Female, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 27th Nov 2008, 4:01 pm
    Cba with doing that, pref driving really fast and crashing.

    Xbox GT: I Epik v2 I


    Giggz
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    21, Male, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 12:24 am
    im gonna die by eating a skittle

    ChrisMorant

    18, Male, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 12:34 am

    Sorry but some of those are sick ..

    Morbid or what.


    PlasticSpastic

    17, Female, UK

    3,561 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 12:47 am

    PlasticSpastic wrote:

    Sorry but some of those are sick ..

    Morbid or what.

    Well seen as this thread is about mortality then yes, it would be morbid. Silly welshy.

    XBOXLIVEGAMERTAG = IxThor


    VanillaFace

    20, Male, AL

    2,740 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 2:47 am
    While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
    And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style <3

    kateisTHEsex

    18, Female, UK

    105 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 3:04 am
    you suddenly become part of a shit pie and your the main ingredient hahaha x

    2"fastarse

    22, Male, UK, Online!

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 7:07 am

    2"fastarse wrote:

    you suddenly become part of a shit pie and your the main ingredient hahaha x

    Pastry?

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    VanillaFace

    20, Male, AL

    2,740 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 9:09 am

    You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

    (Charming! Lol)

    XLeanneX


    Crazy6969

    19, Female, UK

    520 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 9:24 am
    A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane. 

    You were my strength when i was weak,
    You were my voice when i couldn't speak,
    You were my eyes when i couldn't see,
    You saw the best there was in me,
    You picked me up when i couldn't reach,
    I'm everything i am because you loved me.

    Reedy <3


    xBitchAssx
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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 12:12 pm

    Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

    Better stop flying around the world then


    moley

    20, Male, GE

    417 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 12:15 pm
    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

    God needed an angel and saw your smiling face. It broke my heart to see you go but your not alone. R.I.P Mum </3


    Joanneysaurus

    23, Female, UK

    425 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 4:27 pm
    While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.
    Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge

    Sh1t4brains

    28, Male, UK

    351 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 5:34 pm

    VanillaFace wrote:

    Well seen as this thread is about mortality then yes, it would be morbid. Silly welshy.

    VanillaFace wrote:
    Fucking morbid ginger cunt.


    PlasticSpastic

    17, Female, UK

    3,561 Posts
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