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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 5:42 pm

    You contract HIV from some unprotected sex and eventually succomb to AIDS.

    coool.

    You cut my hair and i watched it fall to the ground. I felt no pain.

    Could it be like that with my heart ?


    Laurawwwr.

    18, Female, UK

    2,768 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 28th Nov 2008, 5:50 pm

    While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.

    sound.

    Ben<3 [26.11.07]

    The cries and the moans
    The language your body knows
    The ooh's and the ahh's
    Means exceptional
    Screaming out loud
    This is what it sounds like
    When we make love

    ;]


    SexFacee

    17, Female, UK

    1,659 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 1:36 pm
    During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
    DottyPants

    DottyPants

    19, Female, UK

    31 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 1:38 pm

    You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.

    what the hell is West Nile Virus?
    could someone help me!? arrgh!

    My boyfriends going to die when a disgruntled co-worker beats him to death with a bag of change...

    Last edited by Mrs.Statham, Thu 11th Dec 2008, 1:40 pm.

    KATiE LOUiSE


    Mrs.Statham

    19, Female, UK

    242 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 1:47 pm

    KATiiExLOUiiSE wrote:

    You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.

    what the hell is West Nile Virus?
    could someone help me!? arrgh!

    My boyfriends going to die when a disgruntled co-worker beats him to death with a bag of change...

    West Nile virus (or WNV) is a virus of the family Flaviviridae. Part of the Japanese encephalitis (JE) antigenic complex of viruses, it is found in both tropical and temperate regions. It mainly infects birds, but is known to infect humans, horses, dogs, cats, bats, chipmunks, skunks, squirrels, and domestic rabbits. The main route of human infection is through the bite of an infected mosquito.

    Image reconstructions and cryoelectron microscopy reveal a 45–50 nm virion covered with a relatively smooth protein surface. This structure is similar to the dengue fever virus; both belong to the genus Flavivirus within the family Flaviviridae. The genetic material of WNV is a positive-sense, single strand of RNA, which is between 11,000 and 12,000 nucleotides long; these genes encode seven non-structural proteins and three structural proteins. The RNA strand is held within a nucleocapsid formed from 12 kDa protein blocks; the capsid is contained within a host-derived membrane altered by two viral glycoproteins.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Nile_virus


    Fckin women

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 1:50 pm

    Fordham_Baldies wrote:

    West Nile virus (or WNV) is a virus of the family Flaviviridae. Part of the Japanese encephalitis (JE) antigenic complex of viruses, it is found in both tropical and temperate regions. It mainly infects birds, but is known to infect humans, horses, dogs, cats, bats, chipmunks, skunks, squirrels, and domestic rabbits. The main route of human infection is through the bite of an infected mosquito.

    Image reconstructions and cryoelectron microscopy reveal a 45–50 nm virion covered with a relatively smooth protein surface. This structure is similar to the dengue fever virus; both belong to the genus Flavivirus within the family Flaviviridae. The genetic material of WNV is a positive-sense, single strand of RNA, which is between 11,000 and 12,000 nucleotides long; these genes encode seven non-structural proteins and three structural proteins. The RNA strand is held within a nucleocapsid formed from 12 kDa protein blocks; the capsid is contained within a host-derived membrane altered by two viral glycoproteins.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Nile_virus

    its all so much clearer now...
    thanks for looking it up, i can't get on google see.
    =)

    KATiE LOUiSE


    Mrs.Statham

    19, Female, UK

    242 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 1:53 pm
    I cant do this. My number one doesnt work so I cant put my age

    AmyKayleigh <3


    amykayleigh

    18, Female, NZ

    389 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 4:34 pm
    You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

    anonymiss

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 5:51 pm
    Whilst out shopping at tesco you notice some salmon in the reduced to clear isle. You think for a moment, deciding whether or not to buy it then bam!!! U realise that ur probably never going to see salmon that cheap again, so decide to get it after all. U walk out, happy with your bargain oblivious to whats cumin then wallop! Some mad man has just ran at you with a trolley, crushing u against a wall. U die from internal bleeding. Ur tombstone reads 'idiot'
    kapow mother fuckers! :-P

    natechillin

    22, Male, IE

    8 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 11th Dec 2008, 5:54 pm
    AIDS or by bein shot by sum sudanese guy called abdullah

    "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."

    - George W. Bush
    May 25, 2004


    .Kris

    19, Male, UK

    1,275 Posts
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