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While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.
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Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 7:53 am aolbob wrote:
well he better not moan at me when the buzzing disturbs his sleep haha- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 9:38 am You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
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- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 9:40 am While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau - Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 9:45 am
Though when i'm 20 it says;
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
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- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 9:53 am Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape
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- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 9:58 am
While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.
ouch
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:07 am
A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.
LOLZ
Where are all the good looking guys?
About ten drinks away
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:34 am
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
Lol my mum works in a DIY trade shop in the office, pretty sure they sell axes
Everybody is entitled to opinions.. i open my mouth and shit i got millionsScrew you
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:36 am
You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.
LMFAO
Become the animal
Embrace the other side
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 10:58 am While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
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- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 11:13 am
sounds about right. some mad ass computer nerd lol.
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 11:26 am
Being depressed with life in general, you will commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.
Woooop! 
"In the funeral pyre, we'll watch the flames grow higher"
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 11:32 am A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 11:35 am
You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.
Sounds about right.
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 11:42 am
While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly.
well i hope its not this christmas
Ben<3 [26.11.07]
The cries and the moans
The language your body knows
The ooh's and the ahh's
Means exceptional
Screaming out loud
This is what it sounds like
When we make love;]
