Three men go to see a hypnosis show in there local pub. 

After the show all three of them sit there ranting about how fixed and shit the show was. After a while the hypnotist, sick of hearing there moans goes over and flicks his fingers. All of a sudden all three of them hit the deck and are out for the count.

Then the hypnotist says "when you go home, you will do the first thing you wife tells you, no questions asked" He then flicks his fingers again, all three of them wake up and go home.

The first man staggers through the door, and pissed that he is knocks and smashes a vase over. His wife screams at him "JUST SMASH THE PLACE UP WHY DONT YOU!!" So he shrugs and says "If you insist" then proceeds to smash the entire house to pieces.

The second man wonders home and accidently drops his cig butt on the floor. So he wife moans "just burn the place down why dont you" So he grabs some fuel and a lighter and torches the place.

The next morning these two guys meet up and discuss the prior nights incidents, puzzled as to why they did what they did. Then the third guy appears, drip white and covered in bed. The first man says "fuck me, what happened to you"

The third man replys "Well i went home last night and got into bed and i was feeling a little fruity. So i stuck my hand up the missus nighty and started to have a play, she then turned round to me and said "you can cut that out"