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i got stopped in the street the other day...

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 12th Oct 2008, 8:20 pm

    some chav asked me which was the quickest way to the hospital...
    so i pushed him infront of a bus....


    hahaha.
    got told that in the pub earlier.
    i probably wont find it funny once i've sobered up... 

    KATiE LOUiSE


    Mrs.Statham

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 12th Oct 2008, 8:22 pm
    LMAO

  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 12th Oct 2008, 8:26 pm
    Don't you think that was a bit mean?

    Whatever

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 12th Oct 2008, 8:29 pm

    I agree Noel, that was quite mean.

    Katie, be ashamed.


  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 12th Oct 2008, 10:26 pm
    not funny.         

    Where are all the good looking guys?

    About ten drinks away


    Jenski

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Sun 12th Oct 2008, 10:50 pm

    Jeennnnaa ; ; ♥ wrote:

    not funny.         

    it was hilarious at the time.
    so shuddup!

    KATiE LOUiSE


    Mrs.Statham

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 10:55 am

    Whatever wrote:

    Don't you think that was a bit mean?

    I share this view, oh and the joke wasnt funny. You could make it funnier if you perhaps wording it better.

    Last edited by Shakedown, Mon 13th Oct 2008, 10:56 am.

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 11:18 am

    This would have been much funnier if it had involved having cum on your dress.



    xBCFC

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 11:20 am
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    Smithy

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 11:48 am

    KATiiExLOUiiSE wrote:

    it was hilarious at the time.
    so shuddup!

    if it was i would of laughed.

    Where are all the good looking guys?

    About ten drinks away


    Jenski

    19, Female, UK

    3,958 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 12:16 pm

    Jeennnnaa ; ; ♥ wrote:

    if it was i would of laughed.

    i was drunk... very drunk.
    it was hilarious when i was told it.

    KATiE LOUiSE


    Mrs.Statham

    19, Female, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 5:54 pm

    xBCFC wrote:

    This would have been much funnier if it had involved having cum on your dress.

    I have cum on my dress.


    Whatever

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 5:55 pm
    lol.

    RandyPants. Yeah baybee!.


  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 7:10 pm

    xBCFC wrote:

    This would have been much funnier if it had involved having cum on your dress.

    i'm off down the wool shop to get me some yarn to knit a lovely collection of jumper dresses.
    i aspire to be tht woman.

    KATiE LOUiSE


    Mrs.Statham

    19, Female, UK

    242 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Mon 13th Oct 2008, 8:42 pm
    Lol.

    RapedByaMonkey!

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