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RegisterA guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!"
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"
"No, I couldn't find her head."
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Posted: Sun 9th Nov 2008, 3:26 pm RapedByaMonkey!
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- Posted: Sun 9th Nov 2008, 8:40 pm ewwww.......
S is for the simple need
E is for the ecstacy
X is just to mark the spot
- Posted: Mon 10th Nov 2008, 1:58 am
Ewww!
- Posted: Mon 10th Nov 2008, 10:35 am
Parawhore...<3 wrote:
ewwww.......thats sick
- Posted: Mon 10th Nov 2008, 10:48 am
Lol, made me giggle
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge - Posted: Mon 10th Nov 2008, 12:45 pm
PointyPenis wrote:
knew ive seen this joke be4.
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Account removed - Posted: Sun 16th Nov 2008, 6:37 pm lmao made me giggle
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- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 1:52 pm hahaha simple quality gag
- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 2:56 pm LOL
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- Posted: Fri 21st Nov 2008, 3:15 pm hahahahaaaaa
Where are all the good looking guys?
About ten drinks away
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 9:04 am ha... sick....
- Posted: Sat 22nd Nov 2008, 5:35 pm I smiled. lol• Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, well be seeing six or seven
- Posted: Mon 24th Nov 2008, 5:54 pm that is sick
but why am i laughing 
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