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  • Report | Quote Posted: Wed 15th Oct 2008, 9:38 pm

    Just thought I would share a few.

    Little girl takes a shower with nan, points down and says what's that? Nan says  thats my beaver. Next day little girl takes shower with mum and points down and says I know what that is, thats your beaver. Oh yeh mum replies, how do you know that ? Nan told me, but I think hers is dead cos it's tongue is hanging out....

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    Edinburgh man and Glasgow man in bar with their wives. Edinburgh man notices that his  mini skirted wife is wearing no knickers. "mary" he whispers "everyone can see your fanny. heres a tenner. nip out to marks and spencers and buy a pair of knickers. Later Glasgow man notices his mini skirted wife has no knickers. "tracey" he whispers "everyone can see your fanny, heres a comb tidy yersel up hen.

    Last edited by Steph x, Wed 15th Oct 2008, 9:39 pm.

    Didn't they say that I would make a mistake
    Didn't they say you were gonna be trouble
    People told me you were too much to take
    I couldn't see it, I didn't want to know

    I let you in, and you let me down
    You messed me up and you turned my life around
    Left me feeling I had nowhere to go
    I was alone how was I to know that

    You would be there when I needed somebody
    You would be there the only one could help


    Steph x

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Wed 15th Oct 2008, 10:16 pm
    Two isn't a few, two is a couple.

    PointyPenis

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Wed 15th Oct 2008, 10:26 pm

    PointyPenis wrote:

    Two isn't a few, two is a couple.

    LOL

    Funnier than the jokes.


    Whatever

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 16th Oct 2008, 12:37 am

    lol haha there kinda funny

    top 1 is better


    Sugarlicious

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 16th Oct 2008, 12:42 am
    LOL!

    Revelry

    17, Female, UK

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