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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' Ahaaa sorry. . . just the one, but ya know, sumbody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' OK OK, THATS IT! ;-) HMM, SORRY AL GET MI COAT!

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Name: Chris (aka Christoff, Sugdankovic)
Would love to live: Yes
Would hate to live: No (Silly fuckin questions!!!)
Any piercings: ears
Any tattoos: 1 - OUCH
Fave colour: RED
Dog or cat: Doggy (Stop the dirdy thoughts now…..)
Have I ever been in love: Yup
Ever had my heart broken: Yup, fuckin bitch!
Have I broke anyone’s heart: I would think so, I’m not a twat though, was justified!
Do I fancy anyone: Ummm, that's for me to know and maybe you to find out!
Scared of the dark: No
Fave possession: Car & PC
kisses or cuddles: Hmmm, I’ll toss for that one……KISSES
Forgive or forget: Forget, pretty much always has the desired effect.
Last time I cried: When my gran was ill in hosp
Last time I laughed: Today
Rich and sad or Poor and Happy: Poor and happy
Alcohol or pop: Pop, it’s a winner!!! hmmmm
Best nite out: Blackerz
Fave number: 07736……. nerner
Punch or slap: givin or receivin?
My first love: mmmmmm beeeer :-P
Do I believe in love at first site: Yup, if not I think you can get a pretty good idea
Believe in god: NO, but if he does exist, HE’S A LAZY FUCKER!!!
Nite in or nite out: Depends on the situation, but it’s tough to beat a night with the boys!
Best feature: Smiiiile
Worst feature: eye lids

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I am better today than yesterday, but not as good as tomorrow

Why fit in, when you were born to stand out?

Don't be jealous of anyone; work harder!!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If you don't like where you are,change it!You're not a tree.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not point fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

The higher you build your barriers
The taller I become
The farther you take my rights away
The faster I will run
You can deny me
You can decide to turn your face away
No matter, cos there's....

Something inside so strong

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I once had an immature GF.
I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in, nick mi ducks & sink mi boats.

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Let others lead small lives,
but not you.
Let others argue over small things,
but not you.
Let others cry over small hurts,
but not you.
Let others leave their future
in someone else's hands,
but not you.

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ROCK BALBOA

To beat this guy, you need speed. You don't have any. Your knees are weak so no hard running. You've got neck arthritis and calcium deposits in most of your joints, so sparring is out.

So what we'll be callin' on, is good old-fashioned blunt force trauma. Horse power. Heavy duty cast iron pile drivin' punches that will have to hurt so much it'll rattle his ancestors. Everytime you hit him with a shot, it's got to feel like he tried kissing the express train.

Let's start building some hurtin' bombs!
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"Two fucking world wars men have laid down their lives for this, and for what? So we can stick our fucking flag in the ground and say this is England, this is England and this is England."

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