Just had this sent to my phone, I nearly wet myself with laughter tbh.

Nurse walks into a mental patient's room and finds him sitting on his bed pretending to drive a car.

'Joe!' she says, 'What ARE you doing?'

'Can't talk now,' Joe says, 'I'm driving to Dublin.'

She wishes him a good trip and goes to the next room.

Here she sees John sitting up in bed wanking.

Shocked she shouts, 'John, what are you doing?!'

'Ssh' John says.

'I'm shagging Joe's wife while he's in Dublin!'

Lexi's Mummy ♥ wrote:

Just had this sent to my phone, I nearly wet myself with laughter tbh.

Nurse walks into a mental patient's room and finds him sitting on his bed pretending to drive a car.

'Joe!' she says, 'What ARE you doing?'

'Can't talk now,' Joe says, 'I'm driving to Dublin.'

She wishes him a good trip and goes to the next room.

Here she sees John sitting up in bed wanking.

Shocked she shouts, 'John, what are you doing?!'

'Ssh' John says.

'I'm shagging Joe's wife while he's in Dublin!'

LMAO!

Oh LOL :P