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Non PC Chelsea joke Do Not Read If Easily Offended

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Report | Quote Posted: Wed 17th Sep 2008, 3:33 pm
I was at Stamford Bridge couple of weeks ago for the Chavs V Spurs game. Claude Makalele was there for his final goodbye and was walking around the pitch at half time. As he walked around the pitch and waved at each section of the crowd the guy on the PA was saying each name of the stands.
When he came to the Matthew Harding stand the PA guy says
"The Matthew Harding stand"
To which my mate replies
"Where's he then? He's not here is he"
To which our other mate says
"Yes he is, he's over there sat next to Frank Lampards mum"
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Popcorn Fart
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Report | Quote Posted: Wed 17th Sep 2008, 3:50 pm

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Report | Quote Posted: Wed 17th Sep 2008, 3:54 pm
I knew you'd like it
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Popcorn Fart
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Report | Quote Posted: Wed 17th Sep 2008, 4:00 pm
OH.

COOL HAND LUKE
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Report | Quote Posted: Wed 17th Sep 2008, 4:55 pm
There are others about Lampard's mum that are 73985782935 times funnier.
Last edited by Tom Vito, Wed 17th Sep 2008, 4:55 pm.

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Report | Quote Posted: Wed 17th Sep 2008, 4:58 pm

JabbaTheSlut
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