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<3 Becky Boo <3

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Suppose Id Better Do The Typical Mingle Thing

N Tell U My Likes N Dislikes

My Likies

<3 Owning My Own House Yay!! <3
<3 Sweet Txts  <3
<3 Cuddles N Kisses <3
<3 My Likkle Cousin The Cutest Wednesday Boy Ever!! <3
My Spongebob Pants
<3 Giggles <3
<3 Alcohol <3
<3 Sunshine <3
<3 Bumpin, Grindin N Windin!! <3
<3 Boys In White CKS He He <3
<3 Very Irresitable Givenchy Perfume <3
<3 Pink Lipgloss <3
<3 Gettin In A Warm Bed <3
<3 Nights Out <3

<3 Pancakes! oooffffff <3

<3 Snugglin Up With A Good Film <3

My Dislikies

Cold Weather And Rain

Waitin For Tram

Payin Bills

Grumpy People

Gettin In A Cold Bed

Jokies My Mummy Told Me

doctor doctor i cant stop wankin over 17 year old black girls

try one of these says the doctor what are they he asks doctor tells him there niggerteen patches!!

women goes to doctors n tells him every time i have sex donkey fashion i get an awful pain in my back doctor says how about when u av sex the normal way does it hurt then women says i just cant do it that way cus the donkey keeps lickin my face!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a quadruple scotch, then necks it in one! the bar man says wow whats wrong?

the bloke says i came home early and went up to my bedroom where i saw my wife shaggin my best friend

what did u say asked the barman

bloke says i told her to pack her things n fuck of

what about ur best friend

i looked him straight in the eyes n said bad dog!!

have u noticed that if u rearrange the letters in the word immigrant and add a few more letters it says fuck off home u hairy sandle wearing job dodgin smelly bastard!! now thats 1 hell of a coincidence!!!

Whinston comes home from nursery
and says ''mum ive got the biggest dick in class, is it cus i is black?''
''No'' she says
''Its cus your 19 you fuckin retard''
LOL

man says to his wife get ready me u and the dog r goin fishin
wife says i dont want to go fishin
so the husband says right u have 3 options
option 1 u have to give me a wank
option 2 u have to give me a blowjob
option 3 u have to take it up the arse
wife says ok ill give u a blowjob
she gets on her hands on knees and opens his zip
ERRRRRRRRRRR
it smells of shit she says
yes he says the dog didnt wana go fishin either

A family r drivin along behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out n hits there windscreen
Embarassed and to protect her daughters innocence the woman says
Golly gosh that was a big insect
to which her daughter replies im suprised it can fly with a cock like that lol

man n wife r in bed, man farts n shouts one nil!! wife farts n shouts one all!! after it has turned 2-2 then man farts follows thru! wife says what the fuckin hell was that? husband says its half time swap round!! lol