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Would you be in control or the donkey? Steve
Would you go slow or fast or wank yourself off before getting to my breasts? Clip your leg on the way in...game over.
Stick your tongue in my ear and out the other? Yeah. BIG turn on for me.
Call me "mum" during foreplay? Mummy? I'll call you Sandra. My aunt's name.
Kiss me with a little tongue or spit in my mouth? I'd lick your nose. You'd like that.
Say my middle name? No. I'll say my middle name. Matthew.
Go down on me and up again like a seesaw? Nah, too lazy for that. You can sit on me. That'd do.
Let me give you a hickie on your scrotum? I insist. It's like an initiation.
How many rounds would we go in a boxing match? 12. So I can hug you a lot <3
Would you wanna have a cry after? Yes. And during.
Would you take off all your clothes then dress me in yours fast or slowly? No.
Lick and bite me all over then eat my brains? Fuck foreplay. Straight to the brains for me.
Like too play spin the bottle or get straight to the point? Spin the Indian. All we need now is to convince my friend Kumar.
Want me to take my time to respond to your moaning? Don't repsond. You'll ruin the mood.
Fall asleep when we were done? No, i'd go home.
Want me to go fast or slow? Medium.
Would you wanna "do it" where you were concieved? I was concieved in Bangladesh. We'll just do it in some alley beside a club.
Would you be loud or quiet or sing "Beautiful Day" by U2? Don't like U2
Mind if i critised you? Yes. I'd be emotionally distressed. I like to cry duing sex.
Would u do it 2day? Nah. Friday do? I'll give you a ring when I finish work.