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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 1:15 pm

    I just got this snet yo me made me smile sorry its set out like it is


    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


    **'Hello?'**


    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**


    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


    **After a brief pause,**

    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now.'**

    Brief Pause.


    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**


    **'I did it, Daddy.'**


    **'And what happened, honey?' **

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**



    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**


    **'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?'**


    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water **
    **Last week to clean it.**



    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

    *****Long Pause*****



    *****Longer Pause*****


    *****Even Longer Pause*****


    **Then Daddy says,**

    **'Swimming pool?  ...........**



    **Is this 486-5731?'*


    **No, I think you have the wrong number.........

    Majestyofrock

    XBL Gamertag


  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 1:28 pm

    No1Toker

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 1:34 pm
    lmaoooooooooooooo


  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 1:50 pm


    Defoe is fuckin magic, he wears a magic hat, And when he signed for Portsmouth, He said he fancied that.He didnt sign for Saints or Bournemouth because they're shite,  He signed for Portsmouth City coz we're fuckin dynamite


  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 2:26 pm
    ahahahaha 

    Where are all the good looking guys?

    About ten drinks away


    Jenski

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 2:50 pm
    lolllllllllll.

    dINGdONG

    17, Male, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 2:58 pm
    I love it.

    NatalieLAUREN;

    Light up, light up
    As if you have a choice
    Even if you cannot hear my voice
    I'll be right beside you dear..♫♫


    xRaindrops

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 3:13 pm

    Aha nice oneee


    ReanneEBLEY

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 3:35 pm
    Ace

    Tom Vito

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 8:58 pm
    Loves it          

    Didn't they say that I would make a mistake
    Didn't they say you were gonna be trouble
    People told me you were too much to take
    I couldn't see it, I didn't want to know

    I let you in, and you let me down
    You messed me up and you turned my life around
    Left me feeling I had nowhere to go
    I was alone how was I to know that

    You would be there when I needed somebody
    You would be there the only one could help


    Steph x

    18, Female, UK

    814 Posts
  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 9:03 pm
    Heard it before but

    Revelry

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 9:08 pm



    oh haiiii


    winny

    21, Female, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 10:05 pm

    Haha!! Oh Dear!!,

    Hurt themselves for nothing! lol.

    XLeanneX


    Crazy6969

    19, Female, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Wed 10th Sep 2008, 11:10 am
    lmao awesome haha

    Bad Behaviour. Bad Attitude. Real Hero.


    H-Mate

    21, Male, UK

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Wed 10th Sep 2008, 11:15 am

    Not bad


    bjshooter

    26, Female, UK

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