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I found this blog questionaire on this young ladies profile- i'll call her Kathy.

Obviously she's stunning and got loads of replies.

Ok maybe not loads, but two.  One of them from this sexy beast- I'll call him James.

This was one of James' replies-

James is a bit vague there like, didn't really answer the question did he?  Regardless, it sounds rather tempting i'm sure you'll agree.

Anyway enough mocking of the unfortunates.

I'm reposting the questionaire here so that all the sexy ladies that are undoubtedly reading this can tell me all the nasty things they've always wanted to do to me.

Don't be shy ladies.

First one to post wins a date with James.

1.Would you be in control?
2.Would u go slow or fast?
3. Would you wisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
16. Would u want me to go fast or slow?
17. Where would u wanna "do it" at?
18 Would u be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i liked you?
20. Would you do it 2day?
21. Would you do it 2morrow?
22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Cheers.

I wrote this in like my notebook thing on here like 2 weeks ago and I haven't read through it so I can't really remember what it says so if any of it is irrelivant or w/e, sorry.

SO I JUST FUCKING WROTE THIS HUGE LIFE CHANGING STORY AND I MADE IT FUCKING AWESOME AND I WAS LIKE 3 SENTENCES FROM FINISHED AND FUCKING POW! Fucking send error report pops up and I fucking lose it all! WTF! I screeen shot it so you will get some of it. but not all of it.
I'm so pissed off right now. But okay let's try again.
So being as I've basically lost all contact with most of the people on my friends list I thought I'd write you a little blog so that you can still be in the loop. ;D I'm nice like that.
Right well I think everyone knows that I fucked up being educated a long time ago. But I shall be fixing that coz I ain't being no drop out, kthx. Everythings beeen up in the air a bit, I do not have a clue where I stand with people TELL ME D: <--sorry about that. Blehh um I made some pretty amazing friends and lost some too. Eh I can deal. I had the most amazing person in my life and then stupidly I did as I always do and left reality behind for a while and then it kicked me in the face. I always fail to remember that everyone turns into a cunt eventually. But I guess I'll get over it if everything continues to stay fucked up [which I'm hoping against]. Oh so I confirmed my belief that I listen to the bombest music ever this week. I have like 875439794839band tshirts on a list for my daddy right now  it's not even funny. I guess I've kind of changed the way Idress too. Idk w/e. BUT HEY GUESS WHAT!? I don't care if you think the changes I've made are for the worse coz I've always been this way I just haven't show you. Coz most of you are judgemental cunts. (:

Even though it isn't as amazing as the first one was I think I did a pretty good job at an introduction, don't you?
Yes, okay good. Now time for this weeeks antics or there abouts.

Well, I've kinda beeen all over the place the last couple days. I put my full trust in someone to have it blow up in my face, I'm so smart. I then fixed it with the most amazing awkwardness in the entire world. And then it fucked up again by like a HUGE amount. and all this <--- not my fault before you guys start thinking Wtf did she do this time? I've listened to the most amazing music all week. Myspace music actually saved my life. Since my laptop and iPod died I was resulting to listening to whatever was on the tv. It was depresssing. And then I realised I could just loook it up on myspace and POW I live again.
So I've met a whole bunch of amazing people over the last couple of months which is awesome. But what is even more amazing is that I've reformed friendships with the people who mean the world to me and that I was loosing by being a general bum. [Okay this is how far I got last time before ie died on me.] So if any of you are reading this, I love you (: and w/e.
Yeah so I just posted this but had to delete it coz I realised it wasn't finished.
Now I'll finish it.
So I'm like starting to go back to my normal self, yanooo going out and being less fucking anti social but sometimes I really can't be arsed to talk to cunts and listen to the shit people talk. Like omfg I never thought people could be so two faced, but to be fair it did make me LOL.
I like forgetting I'm failing so badly at most things and then people bring them up and I'm like wtf, yeah I know I've kinda ruined things but don't be putting me down to make yourself feel better you asshole. FUCK. Some people I really don't understand I mean God, how does watching other people upset or like purposely trying to upset someone make you feel any happier? How is it that you can get any enjoyment out of that? It makes me feel so uncomfortable when I see people do it or even if someone tells me about it, it makes me wanna kick them in the fucking balls. Grrrrr, suddenly I got all angry.
BUT once again, I want everything to be perfect and I want the world to be filled with nice people and nice thoughts, coz that's just how I roll.
Yeah anyway, I hope you had fun reading about my amazingness dearrrrs
GOODNIGHT!

I got banned from iSketch coz we were cheating, I'm so heartbroken now </3
It was epic cheating though.
AND HI, I'm in pain </3