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• I like big hair
• Fashion is my life
• I facebooked your mum ...
• ... and your dad, he bloody loved it
• When the suns out... ill come out and play
• I love fluffy things
• DUCKY WOOKS <3
• Dust bunnys make me lol

SO...

Let's look beyond the divisions of football teams and look at the unifying force within our souls... SEX

I don't like little chip and pin machines. I don't like that they tell you what to do. 'Hand me back to the merchant!' like a bossy toddler

I have msn and no you may not have it... I lead a life full of bliss and glee... where bunnys run around in white coats and mad hatters drink tea... some may say an Alice in Wonderland type life... there will be no willy viewing thank you, i dont wanna see the whole 4inchs of your little man...

My hair is huge on most days... its made up of mostly orphans' tears, old clock parts, lizard's tails, spit, the concept of freedom; all up there, all shooshed up right nice and tight, like a bonfire that's never actually burned... it mutters follicular oddities into my mind."

"I emerged from the womb, I was wearing a top hat and I had a cane and said:

"Mother, that was an awkward and embarrassing birth. You should be ashamed of yourself dear. Now pull your nightie down; that doctor looks salacious."
Then I trotted off outside, met up with Ken Williams and we both had tea, and we looked down at our dinkles with disgust."

"Ohhhh Lush made a funny..lol"

Ducky Wooks bubz..

I only ADD forum regs and peepskins i know... so no rejects please

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k toodles! ^_^