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Back to BrowseI have founnd most guys on here are rather untidy and should learn to tidy there rooms and some times brush their teeth before taking their pics... just someones room on the back ground of their picture being a mes puts me off as i dont like slobs haha
if your a bum or a low life dont message me im a very ambitious person and hate lazy low lifes! ie dole dossers thanks
do NOT message me cringey,dirty,pervy messages i wont reply..No i wont sleep with you, no i wont stay in a hotel with you, no u cant pay me to date and sleep with you! .. and no you cant sniff my socks.... what is wrong with people on herE?
First things first my pictures can be a little miss leading ...
i love sunbeds, my little girl, professor green and justin bieber!
I am a lil crazy, ive slut dropped ryan out eastenders and riley costello out of hollyoaks! Ive met the cheeky girls, haha and wayne and colleen rooney in the disney shop!
i am on faceboooook ..
So where do I start?
i am very sarcastic ... dont take offence .. i dont
Well it all started in 1988,September to be precise.One cold winters day many years ago my mum decided to give birth to a wonderful(my 2 ex's would disagree)....baby princess,moi.
Little did she know, that 24 years later her "Little Princess" (as my brother calls me) would be pimping herself on a dating website.
so why am i on here? .. i dont actually know i got told to join by a friend.. to find someone who can make me laugh and has the same mental age as me ( as a 12 year old) i dont like chavvy lads that talk or dress like chavs im 24 not 14, aint on here for fun or sex never have slept around and never will ..
if you take drugs dont message me thanks
I'm angry,sad,happy,joyous,creative,lazy,delighted,enthusiastic,pessimistic,positive, argumentative and thick and clever but never all at once.
I have a little girl who is my best friend
I eat, i have curves, i burp, fart, wee and poo .. doesnt everyone?
I am opinionated .. who isnt?
I speak my mind... but i think that is a good thing
I have my tongue pierced twice and my neck pierced which some find disturbing ha but I like it!
I sneeze twice daily
...hmmmm...well let's see....i have many talents to offer, here are some of the best:
Making a pot noodle without putting too much water in it
I'm in touch with the male race as I once watched 15mins of A Football game
I stopped wetting the bed when I was 23.
I dont have skiddy knickers
I enjoy a spot of worm hunting my personal best is 3 in 2 hours but needs improvement
my best friend jen holds a guiness world record for most ants eaten in a second (7.2).
My other best friend has had 4 STDS this year .. shes an angel honestly
and my other friend is northwest champion face sitter
I rate myself as an excellent glass polisher.
I once dropped a bowling ball on my foot and it hurt
I can drive my car without crashing even tho i cant see over the bonnet .. impressive ay?
People oftern ask me what Prestons like on a night out? if you like chavvy guys and girls that dance with gun fingers youl love it ... id personally rather stay in and eat pooop that go round preston .. my opinion anyways
So there you have it, Lil Miss Perfect or what? Anyway enough of about how amazing I am have a nice day
If you look like Professor Green get a wedding sorted i WILL marry you
if your a bum or a low life dont message me im a very ambitious person and hate lazy low lifes! ie dole dossers thanks
do NOT message me cringey,dirty,pervy messages i wont reply..No i wont sleep with you, no i wont stay in a hotel with you, no u cant pay me to date and sleep with you! .. and no you cant sniff my socks.... what is wrong with people on herE?
First things first my pictures can be a little miss leading ...
i love sunbeds, my little girl, professor green and justin bieber!
I am a lil crazy, ive slut dropped ryan out eastenders and riley costello out of hollyoaks! Ive met the cheeky girls, haha and wayne and colleen rooney in the disney shop!
i am on faceboooook ..
So where do I start?
i am very sarcastic ... dont take offence .. i dont
Well it all started in 1988,September to be precise.One cold winters day many years ago my mum decided to give birth to a wonderful(my 2 ex's would disagree)....baby princess,moi.
Little did she know, that 24 years later her "Little Princess" (as my brother calls me) would be pimping herself on a dating website.
so why am i on here? .. i dont actually know i got told to join by a friend.. to find someone who can make me laugh and has the same mental age as me ( as a 12 year old) i dont like chavvy lads that talk or dress like chavs im 24 not 14, aint on here for fun or sex never have slept around and never will ..
if you take drugs dont message me thanks
I'm angry,sad,happy,joyous,creative,lazy,delighted,enthusiastic,pessimistic,positive, argumentative and thick and clever but never all at once.
I have a little girl who is my best friend
I eat, i have curves, i burp, fart, wee and poo .. doesnt everyone?
I am opinionated .. who isnt?
I speak my mind... but i think that is a good thing
I have my tongue pierced twice and my neck pierced which some find disturbing ha but I like it!
I sneeze twice daily
...hmmmm...well let's see....i have many talents to offer, here are some of the best:
Making a pot noodle without putting too much water in it
I'm in touch with the male race as I once watched 15mins of A Football game
I stopped wetting the bed when I was 23.
I dont have skiddy knickers
I enjoy a spot of worm hunting my personal best is 3 in 2 hours but needs improvement
my best friend jen holds a guiness world record for most ants eaten in a second (7.2).
My other best friend has had 4 STDS this year .. shes an angel honestly
and my other friend is northwest champion face sitter
I rate myself as an excellent glass polisher.
I once dropped a bowling ball on my foot and it hurt
I can drive my car without crashing even tho i cant see over the bonnet .. impressive ay?
People oftern ask me what Prestons like on a night out? if you like chavvy guys and girls that dance with gun fingers youl love it ... id personally rather stay in and eat pooop that go round preston .. my opinion anyways
So there you have it, Lil Miss Perfect or what? Anyway enough of about how amazing I am have a nice day
If you look like Professor Green get a wedding sorted i WILL marry you
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