I'd write "MRSA" on a fish and hope that you'd catch it
I am traditionally furnished and offer a beautiful view of the next sixty-or-so years of loneliness. My garden is well-kept if a little under-utilised. I have two bathrooms but the water-pressure is such that I cannot use both at the same time. The fridge and the garage seem to grow and shrink at the same rate as each other and are often full of junk, or the remains of junk. Some maintainance is required to bring myself up to code but my shed contains only the tools that my parents gave me, all of which are unique and yet none of which are adequate. Any offers?