is happier than a one legged lesbian on a pogo stick

About Me

Haven't been on here for a lil while, probably won't again either
So, if there's something of a dire importance that you've messaged me on here, well
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...your pretty much screwed lol, click my facebook link at the bottom an send me love and/or your shiz via that

Anywho

Before I start, I've never really ranted on here but I just thought it'd be worth me sharing this with anyone who looks at my profile;

  NOTE: To all women that take pictures of random body parts with little to no clothes on
I've got no problem with it, but if you get guys leaving pervy messages an asking for cam or any other shite... don't get offended and plaster it over your profile, I'm pretty sure your encouraging them

Besides, I'm sure there's a saying about how if you go fishing with shit your gonna catch flies...

...and frankly if there isn't, I'm claiming it as my own smilie_thumb.gif

 

Anywho, my names Marshall, born geordie, raised around the UK an now travelling Europe
6 foot, suprisingly I look like my photo's smilie_neutral.gif an my dress code depends on how I feel at the time
If I wanna wear throw backs an airforce 1's with chains an a pair baggy black CriminalDamage jeans I probably will...
...I tend not to wear tutu's smilie_cheerleader.gif but I guess you gotta draw a line somewhere

Single - yes
Stressed - no

There's a connection there somewhere

Love my sports/martial arts: Judo, Sombo, BJJ (not a sexual act incase your wondering lol) and Proffessional Wrestling (look for LDN - Maelstrom)
Hip hop lyricism, Break dance and Drumming smilie_rockon.gif
I used to enjoy gettin drunk an doing naked cartwheels for some reason, but you can only arrested so many times before the novelty wears off lol

Started up a tattoo portfolio as well, just tribal an Biomech' at the moment but when I can get online I'll scan some up


I used to live in the UK half the year and in Boyanovo (Bulgaria) for the other half, then every now an then go off to my mate Wiotek in Warsaw (Poland)
I've been to most countries in the EU but I'll always miss England an me mates wherever I go
But I still need to see the world, experience whatever I can an learn somethin new everyday

As it stands I'm now a self employed model for adult entertainment, done 11 shoots with Models First/O&C Entertainment but right now I'm just getting to grips with promoting myself lol
That being said, anyone 18+ who lives near London an wants to earn an easy couple hundred let me know
(Oh yeah, a shameless peice of advertising, but still smilie_pimp.gifin your face ex-sales job)

In short, as cliche as it sounds:  I wanna live my life, not just stay alive

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Love to all

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William Marshall Arkley

William Marshall Arkley

 

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Posted: Wed 26th May 2010
Boo...! =)
I deleted my facebook because I couldn't stand seeing, certain things...it was all over. All the time, so, I just deleted it and left it behind.

How ya been stranger? =)
Posted: Sun 18th Apr 2010
I think facebook chat is being gay... Do you ever go to Studio in Canterbury? xxx
Posted: Wed 31st Mar 2010

Hah, it's jealous that you're trying to use Facebook and not Mingle.

I'm free saturday till like 6 if that's ok?

Must remember the massage this time.. I think we always get a bit carried away smilie_shifty.gif Mwahaha

Hope your ok too mr xxxx

Posted: Wed 24th Mar 2010

Danni-maria

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god i have to try and remember like everything u said now...
u take hairy beast as a compliment? u shouldnt i bought u some razors from pound land, ill send them up.
yes i agree about the football thing, its for boys.. rugby is for men! altho a trampoline is for real men, the swimmin costume type outift would be a hit with the ladies.
my profile picture was too gorgeous ahaha, u put the eesey in cheesey sunshine
no i dont do facebook its totally shite sorry!

right i think ive covered everyting u mentioned...

Posted: Sun 21st Mar 2010

Danni-maria

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and theres me thinking u wasnt replying...

but u havent been online yet, so i will let u off this once u hairy beast u!

xx

Posted: Tue 16th Mar 2010

Danni-maria

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my profile says that im a fussy eater if u payed enough attention!

and i like football more than rugby, rugby is fully shit! i support liverpool =)

 

Posted: Tue 16th Mar 2010

Danni-maria

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i like to hide behind trees when paintballing, and just sit there till someone comes, im not really into running, im very slow at it

and yes i agree i am very trampy, but it keeps me warm, and i have no1 to impress, so i can get away with it personal hygiene goes out the window

Posted: Mon 15th Mar 2010

Danni-maria

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yes 8 stone , i know its small

u can lift me if u like, up n down, it might be rather relaxing for me

yes i dont like all the facial hair it has to go if this relationship is going to work! and u look about 14? thats fine im into the young ones

 

 

Posted: Mon 15th Mar 2010

Danni-maria

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haha, how random and funny!

unlucky werent u broncos r well fun, especially when u weigh 8 stone, u pretty much go flying...

i agree, cancer what a horrible name for a zodiac sign, they coul have mde it prettier, i commented back before i read yours so i will do so in a minute..

shave that stupid goaty off please!

 

Posted: Sat 13th Mar 2010

I respect that!

 

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