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Shwmae!
My name is Mark
I’m 1 of 10 children, therefore I’m not spoilt rotten, not really.
I live way up in the Welsh Neath valley – tiny village called Melin.
You can usually find me hanging around Neath, Swansea.
Fill in my Blog if you’re bored.
Yes I have a big penis! And I’m totally awesome in bed!
I’m pretty confident and out going but not in a big headed way.
I can sometimes be a womaniser – ok sometimes I’m a bit big headed.
I’m VERY brainy when I want to be – TRUE BLONDE the rest of the time!
If only they could teach common sense at school!
1994-2001 Rassau Primary– was kind of poo there!
2001-2006 Cheapstore boarding school,Gcse – was totally awesome there!.
I now specialise in designing Computers Repairs and Others IT Things.
I like my morning just got out of bed look hair, it’s the only style i know.
Only Pink Item I own is boxers that turned pink in the wash - they cost me £25! Grrr!
I can’t iron to save me life!
Teachers if you ever buy me a drink! With ice please!
I sometimes stutter when I’m drunk. Du. Du... Dud... Dud… Dude Man!
I have about 3-4 sugars in my tea, I’m a sweet guy see...
I figgin hate loosing my House keys, it feels like the end of the world!
I tend to make people smile.
Mainly laugh at me.
I’m always genuine and trustworthy.
I’m a good shoulder to cry on.
I kick ass in a pillow fight, and in thumb wars, and in a game of twister!
Despite what my g/f says, I don’t snore in bed!
Can’t think of anything else to say.
I’m 1 of 10 children, therefore I’m not spoilt rotten, not really.
I live way up in the Welsh Neath valley – tiny village called Melin.
You can usually find me hanging around Neath, Swansea.
Fill in my Blog if you’re bored.
Yes I have a big penis! And I’m totally awesome in bed!
I’m pretty confident and out going but not in a big headed way.
I can sometimes be a womaniser – ok sometimes I’m a bit big headed.
I’m VERY brainy when I want to be – TRUE BLONDE the rest of the time!
If only they could teach common sense at school!
1994-2001 Rassau Primary– was kind of poo there!
2001-2006 Cheapstore boarding school,Gcse – was totally awesome there!.
I now specialise in designing Computers Repairs and Others IT Things.
I like my morning just got out of bed look hair, it’s the only style i know.
Only Pink Item I own is boxers that turned pink in the wash - they cost me £25! Grrr!
I can’t iron to save me life!
Teachers if you ever buy me a drink! With ice please!
I sometimes stutter when I’m drunk. Du. Du... Dud... Dud… Dude Man!
I have about 3-4 sugars in my tea, I’m a sweet guy see...
I figgin hate loosing my House keys, it feels like the end of the world!
I tend to make people smile.
Mainly laugh at me.
I’m always genuine and trustworthy.
I’m a good shoulder to cry on.
I kick ass in a pillow fight, and in thumb wars, and in a game of twister!
Despite what my g/f says, I don’t snore in bed!
Can’t think of anything else to say.
WHAT I LOVE
hot steamy sex, being in love, being loved, having a cwtch (welsh word for hug), my Pc, being welsh, talking welsh (my first language) Lambert and butler faggs, malabrow lights faggs, Friday night, caswell beach, bikini girls, surfing, carling, Teachers! Swansea marina, downhill biking, squeezing spots, Ibiza, Greece, Italy, rugby, life guarding, girls, university house parties, carnivals, converse, top gear, gym, hot pants & French knickers, toys, cars, robots, naked girls, people who eat seagulls (I’ve got a fear of them!) girls fighting, Lee thinking he can fly to the moon after having 3 pints, jumping the white lines on the zebra crossing, calling short people short ha! winning goldfishes in the fair, pretending to be French when I’m drunk, pretending not to be French when a French person talks back to me, quiet deadly farts, kicking a girl's ass in a pillow fight, spending money on girlfriends, my mum spending money on me, jackass, Vans, O’Neill, jdm modified cars, car drifting, rock gigs, photography, art, 3d sculpture, randomly getting lost in my car, taking short cuts that take longer than the longer way, being random, hedge hopping, swimming with dolphins, lazing in my bed all day, looking at the stars at night, when it snows, doing the mumbles mile with the boys, my tiny bedroom and car design.
WHAT I HATE
cheaters, liars, crap sex, way over protective people, jealous people, Monday mornings, Sunday hangovers, racism, homophobic people, mini Goths, crying, being skint, pins and needles, 14 year olds pretending to be 16, 16 year olds pretending to be 18, 40 year old gay men pretending to be 18 year old girls, seagulls, spiders, moth's, being single, being lonely, sleazy girls, breaking your ankle chasing after sheep on the mountain, sick coming out of your nose, wet farts, emerdale, home and away, coronation street, nagging parents, old drivers, old drivers driving Ferrari’s, police who pull you over for nothing, people with no ambition in life, chavs asking 'u got a spare fag mate', getting stuck for 3 hours in a Swansea car park lift, cherry of a fag falling on my crotch, having my chest waxed - never again! , the gay dog next door who keeps barking all night, white boxers that turn pink in the wash, drunk girls who think they are hard, drunk girls randomly crying, pink spice boy shirts, lighting a fag up the wrong way round, girls who wear a ton load of gold jewellery, kappa slappa clothes, falling down my stairs, the smoking ban
Accepted
thats hardly a village 
thanks for the ratin!
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