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Shwmae!

my name is Mark
Im 1 of 10 child, therefore im Not spoilt wrotten, not really.
I live way up in the Welsh Neath valley – tiny village called Melin.
Can usually find me hanging arround neath, swansea.
Im not going to add you to my buddies list unless i know u in person, or at least you engage in a conversation with me first.
Fill in my Blog if your bored.
Yes i have a big penis! and i'm totally awsome in bed!
Im pretty confident and out going but not in a big headed way.
I can sometimes be a womaniser – ok sumtimes i'm a bit big headed.
Im VERY brainy when I want to be – TRUE BLONDE the rest of the time!
If only they could teach common sense at school!
98-2001 Neath comp – was kinda poo there!
05-06 Neath Collage, I.T technicien– was totally awesome there!
07-08 Swansea Uni studying Nvq In I.T There.
I now specialise in designing Computers Repairs and Othere IT Things.

I like my morning just got out of bed look hair, its the only style i know.
Only Pink Iteam I own is boxers that turned pink in the wash - they cost me £25! Grrr!

I cant iron to save me life!.
Teachers if you ever buy me a drink! with ice please!
I sometimes stutter when im drunk. Du.. Du.. Dud.. Dud.. Dude Mun!
I have about 3-4 sugars in my tea, im a sweet guy see...
I figgin hate loosing my House keys, it feels like the end of the world!
I tend to make people smile.
Mainly laugh at me.
Im always genuine and trustworthy.
Im a good shoulder to cry on.
I kick ass in a pillow fight, and in thumb wars, and in a game of twister!
Despite what my g/f says, I dont snore in bed!
Cant think what else to say.

WHAT I LOVE

hot steamy sex, being in love, being loved, having a cwtch (welsh word for hug), my Pc, being welsh, talking welsh (my first language) lambert and butler faggs, malabrow lights faggs, friday night, caswell beach, bikiny girls, surfing, carling, Teachers! swansea marina, downhill biking, squeezing spots, Ibiza, Greece, Italy, rugby, life guarding, girls, university house parties, carnivals, converse, top gear, gym, hotpants & french nickers, toys, cars, robots, naked girls, people who eat seagulls (ive got a fear of them!) girls fighting, robert thinking he can fly to the moon after having 4 pints, jumping the white lines on the zebra crossing, calling short people short ha! winning goldfishes in the fair, pretending to be french when im drunk, pretending not to be frnch when a french person talks back to me, quiet deadly farts, kicking a girl's ass in a pillow fight, spending money on girlfriends, my mum spending money on me, jackass, Vans, O’Neill, jdm modified cars, car drifting, rock gigs, photography, art, 3d sculpture, randomly getting lost in my car, taking short cuts that take longer than the longer way, being random, hedge hopping, swimming with dolphins, lazing in my bed all day, looking at the stars at night, when it snows, doing the mumbles mile with the boys, my tiny bedroom and car design.

WHAT I HATE

cheaters, liars, crap sex, way over protective people, jealous people, monday mornings, sunday hangovers, racism, homophobic people, mini goths, crying, being skint, pins and needles, 14 year olds pretending to be 16, 16 year olds pretending to be 18, 40 year old gay men pretending to be 18 year old girls, seagulls, spiders, moth's, being single, being lonely, sleazy gurls, breaking ur ankle chasing after sheep on the mountain, sick coming out of your nose, wet farts, emerdale, home and away, corination street, nagging pearents, old drivers, old drivers driving ferrari's, police who pull you over for nothing, people with no ambition in life, chavs asking 'u gt a spare fag mate', getting stuck for 3 hours in a swansea car park lift, cherry of a fag falling on my crotch, having my chest waxed - never again! , the gay dog next door who keeps barking all night, white boxers that turn pink in the wash, drunk girls who think they are hard, drunk girls randomly crying, pink spiceboy shirts, lighting a fag up the wrong way round, girls who wear a ton load of gold jewelry, kappa slappa clothes, falling down my stairs, the smoking ban