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why do men become smarter during sex?

because they are plugged into a genus

why dont women blink during sex?

they dont have enough time

why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?

because they dont stop for directions

why do men snore when they lie on thier backs?

because thier balls fall over thier arsehole and they vapour lock

why are men given larger brains than a dog?

so that they dont hump your leg in cocktail partys

why did god make men before women?

you need a rough draft before a final copy

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

not sure it never happens

why did god put men on earth?

because a vibrator cant mow the lawn

all you men have got 2 laugh we laugh at your lil blonde jokes

you are smiling that u r  reading this i know u are..

what does it mean when a man is lying in your bed gasing out your name and out of breath??

that you didnt hold the pillow down long enough..

"""its just to hot 2 wear clothes today jack says as he stepped out the shower ""HONEY""what do you think the neighbours would think if i mowed the lawn like this??

Probably that i married you for your money "she replied"

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