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G'day. I'm a nice young man. 

I'm like chick VELCRO.

I think it's best to write in short paragraphs like these 'cos then people are more likely to read it.

I play a bitta sport, cricket, squash, football (i'm the most natrual finisher since Robbie Fowler but 10 times better lookin')

I have a degree in Computer Animation, which comes in really handy at my job as a machine operator in a tea factory :\

My job is rubbish.  I'll quit soon and do something proper.

Double Vodka Redbulls are my weapon of choice.  I started drinkin' em after Kevin Pietersen said he did on Soccer AM.  Cricketers should really set a better example.

I like an odd variety of music.  Some awful cheesy pop shit like the Sugababes and some proper screamy, shouty nonsense like From Autumn to Ashes.

I hate Radio 1.

I'm addicted to Peperamis.  The red ones.  Ridiculously expensive and full of bastard salt.  Yum.

I work nights, so i'm really bored during the day 'cos all my mates are at work, so I join sites like this to waste my time, especially when it's raining like it is today.

How come you can't choose 'average' for bodytype? 'cos i'm not muscley, but i'm not skinny and i'm not fat. Idiots.

My worst habit is making loadsa plans for the next day and then when the next day arrives, realising I can't be arsed to follow any of them through.  It's like a disease I tell ya.

I really like Asda create your own pizzas.

I'd like my profile to be all colourful like other peoples but I don't know how to do it.  So i've just slotted random pictures in instead, 'cos I know how to do that.