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Sine Amore, Nihil Est Vita

get tht translated and then you will see why it's my fave latin phrase

Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim - Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.

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THE TWO RULES I LIVE MY LIFE BY!!!!!!

Hi it's me SatanJnr (Tim)
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every moment of it.

i try and have a laugh with people, i give everyone a chance to be freinds with me, god help me even chavs lol, but if you dont make the grade im sorry its just cz ur a twat, and most people make the grade as a freind so have fun hehehahahahaaah, if ppl ever need to talk about anything im here for them, my ears are good and my shoulder comfy. jst ask. XXXXX

can i just clarify something please I AM ACTUALLY STRAIGHT!!!

Im not fitt or hot or cute or any of those things so there is no point in giving me any of those compliments because i dont and wont beleive you or anyone, sorry just part of me

i just dont care what other people think about me (hence a few of my pix hehe)

i am sorry girls and guys but i am taken theres no point in trying to get close to me, i'm not a nice guy, i try to be better than most men then end up hurting the people i care about so I couldn't even recommend being freinds with me so ur best off staying away, nyway please feel free to have a gander round my profile, if you feel generous enough rate me and if any of my vids rnt available any more i would appreciate being notified pleasy thanx and happy hunting.

xx

Cinderella didnt have 2 take off her dress 2 get her Prince Charming.
And she didnt have 2 lose anything she couldnt get back the next day.
So girlies take it under advice wait for the guy who is special before you give them the 2nd most important prezzy u cn give, because if they hurt you as most will then you will never forgive yourself

Brilliantly funny harry potter vid

SONGS I LIKE:

Andy Huang - Doll Face (Song by VNV Nation)

Cradle of Filth - From Cradle To Enslave (this is a very extreme vid ppl be warned)

Nightwish - Sleeping Sun

Disturbed - Indestructible

Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine

Lamb Of God - Walk With Me In Hell

Dragonforce - Heroes Of Our Time

Dragonforce - Heroes Of Our Time (Guitar Hero)

Animal Alpha - Bundy

Shinedown - Devour

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DGtg-_ZIESo

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs?

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit
a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!

can u?




Oh yeah i'm fucked up as hell
but i'm proud of it!! hehe!!!




52 facts about me

1.) Name..Tim
2.) Age:...19
3.) Birthday: 14th september
4.) Birthplace: sheffield
5.) Location... sheffield
6.) Sign:..virgo
7.) Have Kids...nope
8.) Relationship Status:..Single and Not Looking
9.) Hair Color..brown..
10.) Height..5ft..8
11.) Long Hair or Short Hair..short hair...
12.) Religion...not sure am open 2 suggestions (do not say christianity or i will R8 u
13.) Ethnic Background...british
14.) Occupation...student
15.) Pets...dog called Suki
16.) Proudest Moment...dunno yet
17.) Have a Website... no
18.) Do You Smoke...sometimes
19.) Do You Drink....socially...
20.) Eye Color....brown....
21.) Piercings...not yet
22.) Tatoos...not yet
23.) Overused Word... EEEEEEEEEEEEEP
24.) Ever Done Drugs....no
25.) What Country would you like to visit...Italy...
26.) Ever Been In Love...Yeah..
27.) Last Movie You Saw..Ironman
28.) What Famous Person Would You Like To Meet...Tarja Turunen...Formerly of Nightwish
29.) Have Any Siblings...2 sisters..2 bro's...
30.) Like To Camp...absolutely love it whoooooooooooooo
31.) Ever Broken A Bone...no
32.) Dream Job...i wanna go into criminal law..
33.) Do You Live In a House or Appartment...3 bed house (my mums)...
34.) Favorite Sports Team...Mclaren...
35.) Favorite Music...rock n heavy metal...
36.) Favorite Movie...Donnie Darko (but Contact is up there at the top 2)....
37.) Do You Belive In God...sumthins out there i reckon but the ideal that he/she would even give a shit about us is deluding ourselves.
38.) How Do You Like Your Eggs...not raw...
39.) Favorite Drink...Blue Lightning (gorgeous cocktail)...
40.) Worst Fears....being picked up by my hands n feet
41.) Foods You Hate..cauliflower cheese
42.) Favorite Flowers...White Rose...
43.) Do You Own A Mobile Phone..yes
44.) Favorite Disney Movie...Aladdin...
45.) What Do You Hate..men..
46.) Sweets or Flowers..sweets for me flowers then chocolate for the ladies accept the chocolate may be promptley eaten by me hehe...
47.) Morning Person or Night Person...nite (vampire)...
48.) College Plans..do well..
49.) Do You Live With Either Of Your Parents...yep (my mum)...
50.) Are You Outgoing or Shy..outgoing..
51.) Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Ful..half empty..anything else is a dillusion
52.) Your Best Feature...my ability 2 listen...



Shout Outs
Lil Danni =  www.myspace.com/crazyzanydanni
Angie = www.mingleville.com/CrazyAngi

Becca = http://www.myspace.com/white_rose_withering

Angel = www.mingleville.com/uid-9dee7beGHV200657_user.html

FAKE FRIENDS:Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS:Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS:Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS:Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS:Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS:Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS:Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS:Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS:Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS:Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS:Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS:Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS:Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS:Will knock them the fuck out.

FAKE FRIENDS:Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS:Will steal this, just like i did.

SAY NO TO RACISM!!!

vvvvvvvv
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Copy this onto your space and help erase racism!!!!!!!

And for all those wierd people who have reached this far i will impart a bit of wisdom on you."Success is not how high you reach, its how fast you bounce back from hitting rock bottom"

Thats All Folks

Oh no w8 it isnt all

News Bulletin: Ducks have taken over the world but never fear the snails are here to save the day by kicking their feathery backsides back to the pond they came from.

Final Thoughts

- If you choke a Smurf what colour does he turn????

-And no before anybody asks my seperate universe is not accesible to you mere mortals