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Howdy Wankers!

It's taken me a long time, but I'm finally at the point in my life where I can truly say that I know myself. It's taken me eighteen, angsty, nervous years but I'm there. I'm me. No more, no less; and if you don't like me, then don't “click the red [x] in the corner” - just fuck off.

I'm an exaggerater. I can't help it. When I feel ill, I blow it all out of proportion. Hypochondriacism is my forte. I complain a lot too, because without passion to nag, whats the point of relationships? I wrote a soppy bit in my profile earlier about my boyfriend; I've changed my mind now, I fancy being emotionally retarded and not letting him know how I feel. I'm a bitch like that.

People are so wrapped up in themselves these days that they don't even see what's going on bang infront of them. This is my main complaint about society. I'm a politics student, so I have loads but I'm not about to rant self righteously on a internet profile site. Some people don't understand that there is more to life, and more to themselves than the hiding behind computer screens, so wrapped up in a little world which may or may not be fictional, talking to friends who may or may not be who they say they are. I fell out of obsession with this site, because I saw a few people for who they really were, and it scared me no end that they could be so completely and utterly empty.

I beat depression. Depression that wasn't helped by a real feeling that teh internetz is serious business. When you start, as I did, to make friends and meet up and end up sharing your life with someone; this site becomes more than that. When you fall into casual and comfortable friendships with people, remember that you were once just a face in a photograph – judged positive or negative by the egotistical yet inept members of this website.

Ego isn't about brains or looks or charm. Ego is about influence. Who gives the cunts on here the time of day, and bigs them up enough to make them prefer the comforts of random minglevillians to real life? That would be you. Well done. You arselicked enough to make someone socially retarded.

That aside, I have made real friends on here. People who although I don't see as often as I'd like to have impacted. Don't forget to be the same on here as you have been to me in RL. <3

Music is everything. I have a soundtrack to my life and everything. The car wreck it has been so far is clearly obvious.

1. The Smiths – Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now.

2. The Pogues – Love you til the end.

3. REM – At my most beautiful.

4. Willie Nelson – Are you sure?

5. Sophie Zelmani – I'll Remember you.

6. Stereophonics – You stole my Money Honey.

7. Stephen Fretwell – Bad Bad You, Bad Bad Me.

8. Meatloaf – Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

9. Bright Eyes – Waste of Paint.

10. Coldplay – The Scientist.

11. Pink – Lonely Girl.

12. Oasis – Masterplan

13. Jack Johnson – Better Together.

14. Kate Nash – Navy Taxi.

15. David Bowie – Suffragette City.

16. Bruce Springsteen – Secret Garden.

Music, sex and cigarettes are the best medicine in the world. Cuddling is something that girls invented to make them seem less sexually charged. Girls, admit that you wank, and I might give you the time of day.

So, rate me if you want, don't if you don't. Same goes with messaging and picture comments. I can't promise always to me nice, but I'll always be honest.