Just another blonde moment

well what a day so far.
I went to bingo with my mum, yes bingo like we do sometimes. Its a sunny day so im wearin baby pink an white, ya know Summer colours
Anywhoo,back on topic

Feelin a bit peckish so we go to the bakery an get some crackers an cheese and a hot chocolate. Well as always, the butter was hard therefore, unspreadable. So then i have this Brilliant NASA style idea (so so i thought) to put my hot chocolate on my butter, ya know, to melt it a it so i can spread it.
Well, it balanced, i was quite amazed. So me an mum start chatting, and i forget about my hot chocolate on my butter. Well it must've melted a bit, cause i turn round, and in complete slow motion i can see my hot chocolate tipping over towards me (typical huh?) So up i jump, but not in time, an the hot chocolate goes all over my baby pink trousers, and all over the table.
Just at this time, the caller calls out "£80 full house game" so im rushing, trying to clean the table, my traousers an play a game, with which they had lit up both my cards, an im only used to playin one! I'm not particularly observant

So anyway, i go get somemore tissues an realise the hot chocolate had managed to get to the back og my trousers also, coz like a doylem, i [i]sat[/] on the bloody chair covered in hot chocolate as i went to get these tissues! so here i am, hot chocolate all over my right thigh, an all down the back of my left leg, starting at the knee!

Thank go i had a jacket i could tie round my waist like a chav. So that made it worse, but it could be seen at the bottom of the jacket, god it looked like my ass had leaked..

So yes, that was my day!