The tale of the chav who was drunk.

Dam right! 

I can fight my way out a paper bag, by EATING the bastard!

Now if that's not TOUGH, then other things are...

This isn’t Question time, and I am not a Newspaper, you don’t need to quote me, I know exactly what I said, lol.

I wasn’t intimidated, that was the wrong word to use, but I liked it so I used it again, It was more of a mutual aggressiveness, I am a force to be reckoned with, and so were they, not saying that I can stand toe to toe against David Haye, but against a gang of teens, I’d fancy my chances.

There were 15 kids there, and when they were fighting for possession of the ball they would shove and push to the point where a couple of them fell over, so yes, “borderline fighting”.

I do not believe everything I read in the papers, I prefer looking up several sources to get the real story, such as that of the occupy movement.  I am very aware of the sensationalism that occurs within all media, exaggerated stories, white lies, personal vendettas, but there is always some sort of truth there at the root of it all.  I hear that most sharks are passive creatures that would rather stay away from humans, but that doesn’t mean I’ll start swimming in shark infested waters.

I think I should define what I believe a chav is, because it’s gotten all mixed up in the whole scheme of things, like what faggot means.  Chav to me means someone who wears designer sportswear all the time, but usually doesn’t do any sports. Drinks heavily, usually In places other than home or the pub, swears and doesn’t care who is around to hear be it children or police, aggressive behaviour to friends, family, and in fact anyone else.  Teenage chav is usually the same but with the addition of the hoodie, which is up be it rain or shine, daytime or night time.

As to blanketing all kids with the term chav, not true, only the ones who on the surface appear to be chavs. When you’re a black bird flying with crows, you’ll get shot just the same.

I wasn’t actually apologising when I said sorry, I was being sarcastic, and it is my blog, and I’ll agree with people and disagree with people, I have been used to it most of my life!  Talking of which, I have a bit of a problem with your comment about lowering my intelligence to that of the people I am insulting by swearing at the end?  What is that about?  I use swearing in all my blogs, but saying FUCK at the end of that comment is what you have a problem with?  I say that those kids are chavs and you tell me that I am lowering my intelligence to that of theirs, are you saying that they are stupid and/or less intelligent?

I’m gonna stop writing about this now because I would rather just write another blog, but now I don’t have the time, grrrrr!!

Perhaps I am a little confused....I am sure that you originally posted that you weren't personally intimidated by these lads because you were 'the size of a house' and that 'you would sit on the fuckers and kill 'em'. Then in your reply you intimate that you were slightly afraid and intimidated.... so which one is it? And how do you 'border on a fight' - I thought they were kicking a football aggressively?

Secondly, you shouldn't read everything in the papers and take it all in verbatim - the majority is exaggerated and sensationalist and the British have a culture of reveling in 'bad news'.

Perhaps the best thing to do is read a wide-range of pieces to get a better handle on the subject before appearing hackneyed? Check out this 'chav' article from the BBC News to grasp the concept a little better and it's detrimental affect on society....

Granted, there is a problem with a section of young people today but by stereotyping by what they look like and the use of simplist terms is derogatory, offensive and prejudice...

Finally, don't feel you have to apologise for your blog, like you said, it's your blog...but you need to remember that if you put anything out there, be it orally or written, people are going to have opinions that you may or may not agree with....it's the old adage of 'published and be damned' so basically, get used to it! LOL.

And the use of expletive at the end clearly demeans the intelligence you have to the base level of one of those you are insulting.....or was it a touch of comic irony you were striving for?

So I should feel no fear walking up to 15+ youths who are between 12 and 17, knowing about all the knife crime and the crime that is reported in my local media which is about "youths with hoodies" beating up guys walking home from the pub at 11PM and stealing £10?

There was empty cans of booze lying everywhere, and ALL of them had their hood up, probably so their faces weren't caught on camera, there was a couple bodering on a fight, but it was more really aggressive shoving.   Also they were playing next to a footpath which is why I had to go by them, with woman pushing prams and and elderly people walking in the opposite direction, and they were kicking the FUCK out of this ball, hardly the young courteous youth of yesteryear who were watching out for their elders.

Oh yeah, and there was a MASSIVE 400 space council car park which is empty after 6pm, which is a 30 second walk from the shop carpark.

Sorry for not mentioning this in the blog, but I didn't think I had to explain why I felt intimidated by all these kids, oh yeah, and it's my blog, so I'll write what the fuck I like.