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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 6:51 pm

    Anyone actually read it? If so what do you think of it?

    It's one of my favourite books, very good read.

    Obv I'm talking story wise, seeing as another of my favourite books is the God Delusion.


    Spyro
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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 6:54 pm
    I've probably read quite a bit of it after going to a Christian school but I've never read it through choice cover to cover.

    And so I say I don't love you,
    Though it kills me
    It's a lie that sets you free.


    ZoeFILTH

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 7:06 pm

    My fave character was that dude with the long hair, I think his name was Jesus?

    I was really sad when he died but the twist was great.

    More pictures would have been nice.

    I'm Captain fucking Awesome sweetheart.


  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 7:29 pm

    CaptainAwesome wrote:

    My fave character was that dude with the long hair, I think his name was Jesus?

    I was really sad when he died but the twist was great.

    More pictures would have been nice.

    Nah that was Jesus' home boy Peter.

    Jesus was the magician with hair like wool.

    Last edited by Spyro, Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 7:29 pm.


    Spyro
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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 7:32 pm
    WHy did Noah only save 2 of each animal. They will be inbreds. (In the future)

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 7:32 pm
    I've read all of the new testament because we studied it in RE..I like the stories but I think its bollocks.

    Poetry has no place for a heart thats a whore.


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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 7:46 pm

    I have never EVER read it.

    I don't even know what happens apart from incest

    You won't be strip-searched, torn up tonight
    you won't be cut up, bleeding tonight
    you won't be strung out, cold, shaking to your bones
    wishing you were anywhere else but right here


    xEuphoria

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 11:21 pm

    LukeIt'sMe. wrote:

    WHy did Noah only save 2 of each animal. They will be inbreds. (In the future)

    he actually took 7 of each.

    he didnt take every animal, some animals were forbidden by jewish religion or something.

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    TheCoolest

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 11:25 pm
    I've attempted but never finished, not sure about this god guy, he just doesn't seem real there is no character knowledge, he's just a name. It will not be winning any awards any time soon.
    Last edited by Cheerleader™, Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 11:26 pm.

    !CunningStunt! wrote:

    all a can say is stay off me threads ur boring iamacheerleader a lass whos thinks she perfect ur up ur own arse

  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 11:26 pm

    TheCoolest wrote:

    he actually took 7 of each.

    he didnt take every animal, some animals were forbidden by jewish religion or something.

    He had to take all the fish though.

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 11:28 pm

    LukeIt'sMe. wrote:

    He had to take all the fish though.

    LMAO

    Like he had to take all the birds too.....

    Last edited by Cheerleader™, Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 11:28 pm.

    !CunningStunt! wrote:

    all a can say is stay off me threads ur boring iamacheerleader a lass whos thinks she perfect ur up ur own arse

  • Report | Quote Posted: Sat 4th Oct 2008, 12:29 am
    Never touched it

    Expose

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Sat 4th Oct 2008, 3:42 am
    I actually think it's very poorly written.

    Levitibus

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 9th Oct 2008, 5:35 pm
    I've never actually sat down & read it cover to cover, but having gone to a C of E school and been to church since i was little i've heard/read most of it.

    The sun is gonna keep on shining
    Brighter days on the horizon
    My love for you will keep on rising
    Everything's gonna be alright

    RIP Vicky and Will, i'll always love you and miss you. Sleep tight angels  xxxxx


    kumquat

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  • Report | Quote Posted: Thu 9th Oct 2008, 6:02 pm

    spoiler for this book below

    he dies in the end

    http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7168/16674649644818e21dcb348vt8.jpg


    MistaMeana

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